Right, so, I've just been wandering around the lingerie department of Selfridges with my camera in my hand. I've rarely felt like such a massive perv.

NB: my 'camera' is not what i call my dick.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:38, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

/flashlols

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

What reason did you give the officers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Honestly, I was just polishing my lens

( Peej, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Shops can get arsey if you wander round them with a camera, particularly if it's a SLR.
Just tell the security goons to fuck off, politely, they can't actually DO anything, except ask you to leave. One threatened to make a citizen's arrest on me once, and when I asked him how he'd go about it, he walked off, clueless. /Shoplols.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Well, to be fair, I was getting photos of the eggs for the Big Egg Hunt, so it's not my fault they put one one in the lingerie department.
I did learn soemthing though, they have actual models walking around in the underwear in Selfridges.

I did refrain from taking a photo of them though, sorry.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You fool!
*shakes fist*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)