You are just adorable, you really are
I'm sure your incredibly rewarding pasttime of mocking internet randoms in the manner of a sexually insecure schoolyard bully keeps you emotionally fulfilled.

Oh, and a man who once said that he'll bollock anyone who turns up late for him as standard has no business calling anyone else a clockwatcher. It's almost as if you have no integrity when it comes to finding fault with others for your own pathetic sake.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:09, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I hope this is of help to you whilst you sit there with your eyes stinging from the injustice of having to be at work until OMG 6 O CLOCK!!!!
You aint at school you're all grown up and all. Employers clock watch, it's a pretty essential part of employing a number of people Darth, and running a business. Customers and client bases expect contract delivery based on set parameters, otherwise they tend not to come back again. This is a bad thing.
Similarly if an employee sits and snivels whilst looking at a clock, then it's somewhat pathetic. You're there to do a job, your employer doesn't really care if you want to be out in the sun at five or not, or that you have a big important dance meet to go to. Yeah OK?? Now go get them tiger.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Yeah thanks for that Donald
You didn't address any of the really relevant points above and seem to have an ill-deserved air of superiority about you, I really like your tower and your ginger wig and your ill-disguised racism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Are you available to hire as a motivational speaker?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)

I would pay to see this.
Not a great deal, but definitely something.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)

If you could get your employer to pay
Then ensure that all the most highly-strung employees were compelled to attend.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Gaz me for reasonable rates

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I fired one person yesterday. It's so much hassle with HR policies and employment law, so bringing you in so they end up resigning seems the way forward.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Oh that would be precious
"Work hard or you'll end up a totally unlikeable bellend telling other people they're cunts to make the days seem more bearable. Like me"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:34, Reply)

You seem all confused and upset at the internet today Darth
I'm just trying to help you out here. Crying about what the clock says at 32 because you want to be at home playing with your scaletrix is just sad.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)

No, son
Taking the piss out of people with no point, purpose or reason to do so, all day, every day, is just sad.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

My dad is a faux fag, answers telephones in a rural backwater, and is forever trapped in below par mediocrity
THANKS FOR CRUSHING ME :((((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I've got no idea what you're on about now
It's almost like you know I'm right so are rubbishing the argument. Good to see that legal background in use.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)

It's good to see you putting your degree from the Yokel Polytechnic to good use
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1576201
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Have a good weekend sweetheart
xxx
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

THAT'S ONE MINUTE EARLY, FOXTROT!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)