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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Basically;
Applaud when a batsman goes out to the crease. Applaud when a four or six is scored (that's when the ball crosses the rope), even if it's not your team who've scored it, just polite. Applaud when a wicket is taken (ditto). Do NOT applaud a batsman who has just got out for a duck, you'll look sarcastic.
And lastly, don't chat up any cricketers, they're gentlemen who'll treat you with respect and won't spitroast you in a Travelodge, so are not really your type.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Applaud when a batsman goes out to the crease. Applaud when a four or six is scored (that's when the ball crosses the rope), even if it's not your team who've scored it, just polite. Applaud when a wicket is taken (ditto). Do NOT applaud a batsman who has just got out for a duck, you'll look sarcastic.
And lastly, don't chat up any cricketers, they're gentlemen who'll treat you with respect and won't spitroast you in a Travelodge, so are not really your type.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well, that and he very openly came out last year
but stick to your smell sense if it's working for you.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
but stick to your smell sense if it's working for you.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I wasn't aware of that, embarrassingly
My gaydar is borderline flawless, it must be said
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
My gaydar is borderline flawless, it must be said
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Freddie Flintoff is a gentleman, is he?
I know gentlemen, *I'm* a gentleman. Freddie Flintoff is not.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
I know gentlemen, *I'm* a gentleman. Freddie Flintoff is not.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
It's what's called a generalisation, dear
A sweeping statement, if you will. Possibly a reverse sweeping statement, in this context
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
A sweeping statement, if you will. Possibly a reverse sweeping statement, in this context
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I was on thin ice with that one
I reckon there are maybe two people here that would have got it, so thanks for that..
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I reckon there are maybe two people here that would have got it, so thanks for that..
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
In the mood I'm in today
I'm just grateful you're not calling me a bender or a cunt
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I'm just grateful you're not calling me a bender or a cunt
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
I, for one, am thorougly enjoying all this cricket talk
thoroughly enjoying seriously considering deleting my account and killing myself, thanks to
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I at least drink beer and can therefore relate to something in that
Cricket offers me nothing.
*racks brain*
Er... I like Soul Limbo by Booker T and the MGs.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Cricket offers me nothing.
*racks brain*
Er... I like Soul Limbo by Booker T and the MGs.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
so basically clap when everyone else claps
and get drunk?
i asked the lovely rakky why she likes cricket so much and she said: hot men and booze all day? what's not to like. good point.
eeeeeow, cheap-ass travelodge sex. worst of ALL teh sex.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
and get drunk?
i asked the lovely rakky why she likes cricket so much and she said: hot men and booze all day? what's not to like. good point.
eeeeeow, cheap-ass travelodge sex. worst of ALL teh sex.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Yes, basically, that'll do it
If it's a one-dayer you'll probably be able to get away with the odd raucous yell as the day wears on too
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
If it's a one-dayer you'll probably be able to get away with the odd raucous yell as the day wears on too
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Hey swipe, you know I told you to fuck off commenting about me
because it made you look like a pathetic mental bitch?
You're doing it again
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
because it made you look like a pathetic mental bitch?
You're doing it again
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Yes, because Chompy is definitely the progenitor of Travelodge sex
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I haven't had to specifically tell Darth to leave me alone like a child.
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:19, Reply)
why should a reference to being shitty and cheap-ass
make you think it was a reference to you?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
make you think it was a reference to you?
( , Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:56, Reply)
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