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breasts?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)
i like them

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

KRISTINE!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)
YES
I'd reciprocate but I'm on my phone ♥ BROADSWORD
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
BREASTS !!!!!!!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)

B           R           E           A           S           T           S           !
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)
CUNT

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)
How crude

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
They're rubbish to carry around
but useful when you need something.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:27, Reply)
mine never got me anything
:(
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)
you're obviously not using them right.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)
You must have pretty crap tits
no offense
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)
Snakes have crap tits

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I don't want to sound too technical
but snakes aren't mammals, therefore don't have tits.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Sounds a bit technical

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I no longer like snakes

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Chickens aren't mammals, but they have breasts.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)
tasty, tasty breasts
with no mammary glands.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Do you know why they're called the mammary glands?
'cus when you see them, your eyes pop out 10 inches from your eyes, your tounge rolls out and drops to the floor and you yell "OH MAMMA !".
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Always with the food threads

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Please

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:58, Reply)
( o Y o )

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
*defcon bongle*

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Okay, we've done breasts.
Can we talk about willies now?
i like willies. they look funny.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)


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(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)
mmm willies

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Willies are rubbish, they either hang there being all oh god its a bit cold imma hide away
or they're all LISTEN TO ME NO REALLY LISTEN TITS TITS TITS OI LISTEN

You women have it lucky
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Oh yeah. Really lucky.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)
See!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
i don't want a willy full time
just for an evening or so
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Ah yes.
*reminisces*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I don't know
I wouldn't be without mine.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
+ able to bum poor unsuspecting tramps

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Some of them suspected.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Why does Tom cruise run like he's been recently buggered?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
[Response deleted following legal advice]!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Perfect!

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Holy shit
You've got breasts?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)
!?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I know I have.
You can see them for a fiver and a bar of chocolate.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Seems reasonable.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)


(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

( o ) ( o )
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Cheat.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)
I did flash them
it was just over your head and you didn't see them.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Don't they hang down low enough for him to see though?

*Runs*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Yeah.

: (
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:26, Reply)
On the plus side
You always have a pencil when you need one.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Pencil?
I can carry a branch of Staples under there.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I can just about get one of those Argos blue pens under mine.
sigh.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Don't worry
You'll be able to carry more when you're b3th's age.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I tried the pencil test when I was a teenager.
I managed a pencil case.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Yeah great
I'll have a pair of fried eggs.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1579973
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Surely you of all people should know that I'm talking about BREASTS?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)
i like breasts

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)
If it helps, I can over-look your deep genetic flaw and failings as a female, here.
I'm a very very selfless potential future partner.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
That's very altruistic of you, Gonz.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I'm going to look up that word, as I'm pretty sure you haven't mis-spelt "Ultra Realistic".

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Selflessly behaving in such a way to make someone feel better.
essentially.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Oh sweet, yup, that's me.
At work yesterday, I was outside with the smoking lot, and we were talking about the new people who have taken over. Even two people who only have 1 or 2 fags only when pissed turned up. Everyone is a bit =S over the whole thing.

Anyway, I said "I'm very needy, I like being told I'm doing a good job or I've done something awesome, I'll work all the hours in a day* if I know I'll get a 'Thats Awesome', but these new people are completely blank, its like working for a robot. I don't like it, if I wanted to work in that enviroment, I'd work for a financial or someone like that."

And the response was "Awwww, you ARE doing a good job", which isn't the best reply from equals in a job. But everyone actually nodded after the laughing and agreed.

* Which I have done many times for everyone who was there.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Then what happened?

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)
they started kissing

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)
Awwww

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
STOP COCK BLOCKING ME, I'M LAYING DOWN MY BEST MOVES HERE.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
quick!
cockgaz her while she's still hot for it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Haha, Battereds can't look up.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I am considerably taller than yaw*
* shit adaptation of a shit Harry Enfield sketch.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Then PD will be really gutted. He's now the OT shortarse.

(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:08, Reply)
It's alright
he's very confident.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Evening
Fuck, I've done it again. Night.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
No thanks
I'm trying to give up
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Good luck with that
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Well I'm just back from work
Anyone around?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Yeah, I'm still here.
But not for too long. How was your day?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Long b3th
How was your day?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Relatively productive.
Four bin bags of productive. I'm streamlining my work area so I can focus better.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Still focused?
And have you gazzed some SMEs about things you might want to do?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yes.
And no, not yet. I don't want to go to them until I know all the questions they're going to ask, and have some answers for them. I've seen dragons' den. I know how it goes.

I can be working on a decent concept design and portfolio while I'm planning, and when I'm ready it'll be awesome.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Good for you.
What does the bank holiday hold for you?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:06, Reply)
I don't think we have anything planned.
Might go for a wander round somewhere, but no plans beyond a rest and a nice cooked roast. Can't even eat loads of chocolate because of the stupid diet.

Have you decided whether you're going away?
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:14, Reply)
I imagine I'll do nothing.
I'm shattered b3th. Absolutely shattered.

I might do some shopping though.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Oh yeah, shopping sounds good.
I like shopping I might do some of that too. Not that I've got any money.
You should stay at home and sleep, only riding yourself to get food and beer. And watch football. And F1.

I might manage a few runs to the tip, too. And try to find myself a decent office sized desk.

Edit: and by riding yourself, I meant rousing yourself. Stupid phone.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:21, Reply)
I've been here for forty eight hours.
I'm stoned off my bonce. This stops tomorrow.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)
When do you go back?

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:30, Reply)
I love BarryOaks.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)
There's no BarryOaks here.
Find me another man who has two days free who wouldn't do the same thing. Tomorrow I have stuff to do and as such will return to the real world.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Baz. You still top the 'most wanted list'
Of b3tans I most want to get on the sauce with
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
After me, though, right?

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
I've met you!
I've not yet met Barry.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:43, Reply)
I find the storylines a bit hard to believe...

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)
You couldn't make it up.

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)
I CAN;T SLEEP
ffs
(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 1:38, Reply)
I have two.
Can anyone beat that?
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

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