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Hey guysHow's it going?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43,
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Not bad, K-rizzle.Not bad.
How's Meerka?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:44,
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Good,I have a viewing for my flat in about an hour.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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I'm currently having oneI'm not there, this is just when it's scheduled for.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47,
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I heard you were movingLiving in London now?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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Not yetbut it was confirmed today so I'll be moving in a couple of weeks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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We'll both be in Londonso probably. Dunno about "close" though, I'm going to have to redefine "near" and "far" I think because "London Is Different".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:03,
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Me tooI have another one on Sunday.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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Just had the viewing,They like the place and will be in touch by sunday
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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Alright K swiz, Want to go home though, I'm going to book a half day tomorrow.
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Always seems a waste to me to book time off on a FridayI mean no one really does any work on a Friday anyway, do they?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48,
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Boiler is being fitted tomorrow, so I'll go chat to a working class man for a bit.(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)
better catch up on the "footy" tonight then(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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We had a chap round a couple of months ago to fix ourswho had an unconscious habit of asking "Do you know what I mean?" after every single sentence he uttered.
I didn't really know what he meant, but I found it ruined the flow of the already awkward conversation to say so.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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Or mondays,Best book a Wednesday off for maximum effect
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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I like to take Wednesday Afternoon offit's like a mini-weekend with two mini-weeks.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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Busiest day of the week for me, often(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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This has nothing to do with thatIt's simply the day many of our biggest clients supply data
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:06,
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Hello there missYou working?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49,
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Is that when your lunch ends?(
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:56,
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no, that's when i start workWhich would be why I said not until as opposed to I'm on break
Besides who th hell takes a 5 hr lunch?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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How dare you!My half French, half Spanish mother died whilst eating lunch in Greece.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:07,
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The feckless Eye-talian bitch(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Go on, let's add those lazy Italians too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:04,
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Yeah our weather is all over the place todayI blame Nick Clegg. As that's what's in these days.
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he's a little miffed, at best(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Bit tired, but generally ok.This is a thrilling topic.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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im not here to thrill you, you cock juggling thunder cunt(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52,
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No, I sent her a video of me juggling my cock about.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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Blade Trinity - Ryan Reynoldscreative swearing you donkey felching spaz cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:59,
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i copied it from an ecardYou chapped slag minge
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:05,
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Noel linked to the 100 greatest insults in moviesThat was amongst them. As was "I'll remember that one next time I'm climbing off your Mum"
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Yeah it's quality"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"
Are you well, sir?
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Yeah, first day back so catching up on loads of boring shitNo internet or TV in the new flat which is weird, but we're getting there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:12,
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Oh my godYou mean you're being forced to converse with a woman you've been in a relationship with for a decade? The French would revolt under those circumstances
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and I had to read a book!Luckily I popped over to the old flat and downloaded 3 episodes of Homeland to watch tonight
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:15,
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At least I need to watch the beginners version(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1584713
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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But they would still fit a five hour lunch in no sense starving oneself
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16,
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I might need a cup of tea and a sit down after it (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:55,
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I think this is the first time I have been quoted in someone's sigI feel honoured
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:58,
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Anyone betting on the National this weekend?Any tips? So far, West End Rocker seems to be a good idea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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The guardian tipped me the winner last year - £130 win off a tenner(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:31,
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I'm in a sweepstake, so my tip is, go in a sweepstake, that way you don't have to think.(, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I always get the shit ones when I join a sweepstake(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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Things to look out for:Jumping ability, horses with 'F' Fall, 'U' Unseated, means they are lacking here
weight carried, preferably under 11st
Stamina, it's a long race, look for horses that have won over 4 1/2 miles
The going , if it continues to rain the ground will soften handicapping some horses
Age, ther last 7 winners were 9 or 10 years old
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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all the details you need, in a spreadsheet just for you data boywww.geegeez.co.uk/freebies/GRANDNATIONAL2012.htm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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can you make us all a graph of who will win?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:59,
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I've selected Quiscover Fontaine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:57,
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Betting on the national is for fucking povvos(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:05,
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Soz Rory, but thought you were a bogtrotterIsn't it in your blood?
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My motherfucking sunglasses have arrived.They are awesome. This gladdens my withered heart.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:38,
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You'll look really cool down tesco(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:04,
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I'm a right supermarket slag(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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Glasses that stop the suns glare from affecting your vision, quite handy on occasion(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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Persolsprescription lenses so that I can actually see in them.
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Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:26,
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As it's quite a tech question for you allI have no set TV ouput in the new flat, just two black wires, containing a thick copper core surrounded in plastic surrounded in copper mesh. Not sure if these are normal TV wires and I can wire them into a plate or if they are satellite wires?
Any thoughts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:12,
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Same thingdepends on what they're attached to.
Thoughts: you're an idiot.
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I don't know, they were behind a flat plastic plate...the last tenantes had sky apparently, but I don't want sky, I want normal telly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:16,
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You need to unscrew all plastic plates you findThen touch each of the wires to your tongue.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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My plan today was attack the day, get stuff done. I've just woken up from a three hour sleep.
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I just posted on QOTWAfter hearing the sheepish confession of our admin assistant.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:15,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/twattery/post1584789
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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I've voted for that story, I would urge others to do so(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:19,
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You are very kind, sir.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:22,
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I suspect Abbie Titmuss was heavily involved(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:21,
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