As different as we are Baz you are a fucking entertaining chap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have no idea who you are (name change?)
But everything I do, I do it for you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Bobby, I am logged in on my ipad as bobby and I don't know the password so I have this sockpuppet on my pc as I can't log in.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Man can't wait to get his iPad 3.
My dad's in Brazil (Baz senior loves cocaine and brasses too it seems) until next Sunday, then it's stupid unneeded purchase time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)

My mate has it and it's awesome but stupidly hot too hold. Wear gloves.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Nice one.
I needed an excuse to buy some Gaspar driving gloves, that's that sorted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Oi, Bazza!
I'm going to be working in Newcastle for a bit, fancy an after work pint with me and Sporters sometime?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Course geezer.
I'm back Tuesday til mid/late June. I finish May 15th but it's not like I don't have hours of free time every single day anyway, so whenever's good for you two is good for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I'll get in touch with the cow man.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)

We should be fancy dandies and go for cocktails in Popolo's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I haven't been in Popolos for a good 18 months or so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Plus we can totally compare jackets!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)

How gutted will Baz be if it's too warm for jackets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I have a wide range of superb t-shirts at my disposal.
It's when it's too warm for jackets and too cold for just t-shirts where I'm up shit creek without a paddle. My knitwear game is seriously lacking.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I went there on my last night out before I came back for Easter.
Fuck me it's dear, six quid for a double gin and lemonade if I remember right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I thought you were minted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I am but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to scrutinise overpriced drinks.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)