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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, I left school after GCSEs, I pity anyone who has spent time getting formal qualifications in my field.
My industry changes so much that 50% of what you learn is made redundant the moment you pop the champaign and call your mum to tell her you passed.

I wish I could sing like meatloaf, play the guitar like clapton, cook like Tom Kerridge, and fuck like The Might Badger or Al.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Actualy, I'd like to play the violin, that would fucking rock.
I'd learn all the Zelda songs.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:25, Reply)
then you'd get ALL the girls

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
even battered's wife?

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
I think we all need to take a step back here and define the difference between...
Battered's Wife - The generic entitie that Battered marriedm who nobody has meet, who demands you give her a colonic irritation with your penis and/or .

OMG OMG OMG OMG.... hold on quintin.... I'm going to blow your mind. Someting just came up on telly, let me take a screen shot.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)

imgb.in/jk

... anyway.

Battered's Wife - The generic entitie who Battered married and nobody knows and once went dressed to a children's halloween party as The Cat Women, but instead of wearing liquid latex, used jizz that she stored over the years. Battered was most pleased about the potential of an alternate character and timeline known as The White Cat Women, and how she is probably is the only marvel character not to have a polar oppersite (with the exception of HarleyQuin).

and

Battered's Wife - The person who he loves deeply and rescued his troubled soul, baring his one and only true child, who took his seed and devoted her love to this man for richer or poorer, sickness and health, 'till death do they part. The person who knows every single deep seeded personal secret, someone who accepts him for who he is; nay, not accepts, but loves. Who everyone on here, even those who haven't meet her or him or even heard of him, fucked doggy style.
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Sorry, that last sentanse was a joke, just thought I'd point that out.

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:42, Reply)
HOLY SHIT
how did they know me?
(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)
you're infamous

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i never touched him

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Thanks "MC Hammer"

(, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)

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