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Sad shut in evening thread, anyone?
How well do you dance;
a) sober
b) drunk
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:21, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
How well do you dance;
a) sober
b) drunk
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:21, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
sympathy reply
I don't dance, sober or drunk.
Who do you think I am? Darth?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I don't dance, sober or drunk.
Who do you think I am? Darth?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)
not even a bit of a jiggle when a catchy tune
comes on the radio?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
comes on the radio?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)
still nope
It stems from the last time I danced pissed, very pissedn ingfact, very very pissed. I was playing air sax to something like baker street and shuffling backwards managed to trip over my own feet. I ended up flat on my back and embarassed. I also managed to spill about half a bottle of amyl all over my t shirt and beard. It all got very wierd and headachey after that.
And that is why I don't dance *ever*. You never know when the popper fairy will appear
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
It stems from the last time I danced pissed, very pissedn ingfact, very very pissed. I was playing air sax to something like baker street and shuffling backwards managed to trip over my own feet. I ended up flat on my back and embarassed. I also managed to spill about half a bottle of amyl all over my t shirt and beard. It all got very wierd and headachey after that.
And that is why I don't dance *ever*. You never know when the popper fairy will appear
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I no longer dance
I'm someone's dad and it doesn't seem right anymore.
Evening Cavy.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I'm someone's dad and it doesn't seem right anymore.
Evening Cavy.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
And that is precisely why.
So undignified.
I was already an uncoordinated, gangly, Jarvis-type before I became a father.
I've hung my dancing trousers up now.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
So undignified.
I was already an uncoordinated, gangly, Jarvis-type before I became a father.
I've hung my dancing trousers up now.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
make sure you put some others on
mind, otherwise you have lost any dignity you may have gained
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
mind, otherwise you have lost any dignity you may have gained
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I don't think I'd dance when sober
When drunk I dance like I'm getting down to the theme from Mastermind.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
When drunk I dance like I'm getting down to the theme from Mastermind.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I throw mitherfucking shapes
And do gang signs, grab my low slung crotch fo real yo and do some badass steppin'. But I am the streetest OT denizen and am a professional catalogue model.
And chicks dig dat shit yo.
With the warmest personal regards, Super MC Rhyme Master P.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
And do gang signs, grab my low slung crotch fo real yo and do some badass steppin'. But I am the streetest OT denizen and am a professional catalogue model.
And chicks dig dat shit yo.
With the warmest personal regards, Super MC Rhyme Master P.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Black On Both Sides arrived yesterday.
You are correct, it is excellent. It was round about side 3 where I realised how much I was getting into it.
I agree with you and my friend about the opening track though.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
You are correct, it is excellent. It was round about side 3 where I realised how much I was getting into it.
I agree with you and my friend about the opening track though.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
it is a landmark in conscious hip hop.
Next up- Either Fear of a Black Planet or Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.
Ps ass so fat you can see it from the front.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Next up- Either Fear of a Black Planet or Enter the Wu Tang: 36 Chambers.
Ps ass so fat you can see it from the front.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Hmmm I might give Wu Tang a whirl
I ordered a stack of other stuff today, so maybe after payday.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I ordered a stack of other stuff today, so maybe after payday.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
how could they not?
Gimme 20 mins and I will link you to KRS-One.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Gimme 20 mins and I will link you to KRS-One.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I'll most likely be asleep in 20 mins
But stick the link up and I'll check it tomorrow.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
But stick the link up and I'll check it tomorrow.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
yo, fo rizzle yo, may I draw y'all's attention y'all to my considered response above.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
do you think
the pub will let us link them to youtube clips of things we like?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
the pub will let us link them to youtube clips of things we like?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:11, Reply)
definitely and totally
altohugh I've not read all the Real Life rulebook. I don't do rule books
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
altohugh I've not read all the Real Life rulebook. I don't do rule books
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:17, Reply)
To answer both: amazingly well.
I've got moves sister.
This is the song playing inside my head right now whilst I'm sitting here full of happy vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=B25GngJTV80
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I've got moves sister.
This is the song playing inside my head right now whilst I'm sitting here full of happy vibes www.youtube.com/watch?v=B25GngJTV80
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I love that song beyond words.
The string section makes me burst with happiness.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
The string section makes me burst with happiness.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Sounds like you need a lemsip with whisky to clear the system
What would you recommend PD?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
What would you recommend PD?
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)
if it's being mixed with lemsip
Then any old shit. But I treated my last cold with Naked Grouse. Velly Velly good.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Then any old shit. But I treated my last cold with Naked Grouse. Velly Velly good.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Attendees at Montystock can attest to my dancing while drunk
dancing while sober is practically dad-dancing. Drunk I am of course a groove machine from my own perspective.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
dancing while sober is practically dad-dancing. Drunk I am of course a groove machine from my own perspective.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)
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