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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Saturday, Saturday.
Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
A JeffSTOCK day doesn't matter day.
Fill your day with fun have a laugh a day.
Have yourself a real mad-hatter day.
'Cos Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
Have fun kids.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:08, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
A JeffSTOCK day doesn't matter day.
Fill your day with fun have a laugh a day.
Have yourself a real mad-hatter day.
'Cos Saturday is JeffSTOCK,
Never a day to miss 'cos
Saturday is JeffSTOCK day.
Have fun kids.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:08, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A bit shaky, but mostly good.
I'm on a three line whip to attend tonight. He's even decided to get me a taxi all the way back to weston at midnight. I was going to leave at nine so I could catch the last train home, but apparently that's when all the good fights start, so I should stay to watch.
On the one hand, it seems a bit of a silly extravagance, but on the other hand, I'm glad he's listened to me about not driving straight away.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I'm on a three line whip to attend tonight. He's even decided to get me a taxi all the way back to weston at midnight. I was going to leave at nine so I could catch the last train home, but apparently that's when all the good fights start, so I should stay to watch.
On the one hand, it seems a bit of a silly extravagance, but on the other hand, I'm glad he's listened to me about not driving straight away.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Fuck off.
I've been for for out a run already this morning you big Jessie.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I've been for for out a run already this morning you big Jessie.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Apparently you had a chat with Mrs Battered on the phone in the curry house.
I don't remember this.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I don't remember this.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:32, Reply)
yeah, 12 pints would put me drooling on the floor
plus, I'm on the Beechams Max, so I don't think it would be wise
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
plus, I'm on the Beechams Max, so I don't think it would be wise
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:48, Reply)
i'm staying in a youth hostel
you can't be paralytic in a youth hostel
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
you can't be paralytic in a youth hostel
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)
maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&fb=1&gl=uk&hq=youth+hostel+bristol+narrow&cid=0,0,18016136417199270293&ei=f4WST-7KEKea0QWN8ZXWAQ&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=image&ved=0CCoQ_BI
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Really?
I've stayed in European hostels, and was arseholed in most of them. I thought it was expected.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I've stayed in European hostels, and was arseholed in most of them. I thought it was expected.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I don't really know
but it seems to me that youth hostels are all about wholesome activities like hiking and climbing
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
but it seems to me that youth hostels are all about wholesome activities like hiking and climbing
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:07, Reply)
Maybe, these were private hostels.
Full of hairy arsed Germans, that was just the women.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Full of hairy arsed Germans, that was just the women.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)
That was all in the name of professional research.
I reckon your job is a doddle.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I reckon your job is a doddle.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Have fun you bunch of queers.
I wish I was there, one of you is going to have to be a monumental (though well dressed) cunt in my absence. Instead I'll be sitting on a train all afternoon. Big hugs to all.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I wish I was there, one of you is going to have to be a monumental (though well dressed) cunt in my absence. Instead I'll be sitting on a train all afternoon. Big hugs to all.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:01, Reply)
I've been there, done that and had the court case.
Don't intend on doing it again.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Don't intend on doing it again.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Bless you Baz
I'd imagine there will all manner of monumental cunts attending, but I'm fairly sure we'll come some way short of being 'well dressed'.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I'd imagine there will all manner of monumental cunts attending, but I'm fairly sure we'll come some way short of being 'well dressed'.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Speak for yourself
I've got designer heels and everything. And I bet the total cost of my outfit will still be some way short of that of Swipe's..
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
I've got designer heels and everything. And I bet the total cost of my outfit will still be some way short of that of Swipe's..
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is just an idea, feel free to ignore it, but if you were both completely naked, then you'll be even.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:43, Reply)
An old friend of mine might be coming.
He's not a b3tan but he has b3tan sensibilities.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
He's not a b3tan but he has b3tan sensibilities.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)
He's fat and ugly, downloads child porn, and likes pressing f5 quite a lot
HE'S IN THE CLUB MAN!!!!
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)
HE'S IN THE CLUB MAN!!!!
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:46, Reply)
I am, I'll just be a week late that's all !!
Man I love zider I do
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Man I love zider I do
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:51, Reply)
Oh man, I hope everyone has a good time.
Just remember though, the ONLY reason I'm not going is because I've been exiled on threat of physical danger on my person; and that I would have loved have bring my joy and laughter and happiness agmonst my only friends in the world, if only I could gaurntee my safe passage. OH, oh, and I lost the deposit for the hotel and train, that I took from the 'orphaned puppy with cancer home' fund this month; thinking foolishly I could take the month off and let someone else take up the good fight against a crawl fate of innocent creature, just this once.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Just remember though, the ONLY reason I'm not going is because I've been exiled on threat of physical danger on my person; and that I would have loved have bring my joy and laughter and happiness agmonst my only friends in the world, if only I could gaurntee my safe passage. OH, oh, and I lost the deposit for the hotel and train, that I took from the 'orphaned puppy with cancer home' fund this month; thinking foolishly I could take the month off and let someone else take up the good fight against a crawl fate of innocent creature, just this once.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, Reply)
i hope you send him pictures of those sad orphaned puppies with cancer
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)
No Cavy, NO, it is NOT true that he wanted to buy them to put in sacks with a brick in, to throw into a river for his damned buisness.
Do you see what I did there? That was very clever.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Do you see what I did there? That was very clever.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)
... cus if you throw enough puppies into a damn it'll build up and stop the river overflowing.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)
The one with that logo that looks a bit like some letters that make up the name of the place, within a mile or two of a McDonalds and that famous international coffee shop (don't want to give out free advertisement).
I can't check my work emails from home because the VPN won't authenticate over a dynamic IP, but it is very very very real.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
I can't check my work emails from home because the VPN won't authenticate over a dynamic IP, but it is very very very real.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Just about to consume a fortifying dirty burger
At an unnamed services on the M4.
I will be a moderately well dressed cunt in memory of Baz. 4eva in are hartes
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
At an unnamed services on the M4.
I will be a moderately well dressed cunt in memory of Baz. 4eva in are hartes
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:50, Reply)
does anyone going tonight have an inhaler??
I never use mine so now I can't find it and my lovely hostess has a lovely cat so I might just need it... Silly sod in boots won't sell me one :((
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I never use mine so now I can't find it and my lovely hostess has a lovely cat so I might just need it... Silly sod in boots won't sell me one :((
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
it's alright....
... Persuaded them in the end. Woo.
Come on train.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
... Persuaded them in the end. Woo.
Come on train.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Oh my god I'm ready to go!
I should be in the shopping centre at about three, and plan on having a wander. If anyone wants to join me, just text or gaz.
I'm so excited I could puke.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I should be in the shopping centre at about three, and plan on having a wander. If anyone wants to join me, just text or gaz.
I'm so excited I could puke.
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I just walked out of Temple Meads and straight into Blousie!
She's waiting here for mrs dg.
I'm going shopping now. Have fun!
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
She's waiting here for mrs dg.
I'm going shopping now. Have fun!
( , Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Erm, yeah i got lost with my lol map reading skillz innit *belms*
( , Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
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