If you're betting in the anfield race, I'd advise avoiding Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam
Jamie Carragher and Martin Skrtel aren't good bets either, they just sit at the back of the pack crippling anyone who comes near. If nothing else, it's good for a laugh!

Evening all, how are we?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:36, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Totally over my head, I'm sure if I did it would be funny though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Anfield is the name of Liverpool's ground
They are all Liverpool players. The first 3 are diving twats, the second 2 are hard-as-fuck defenders
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:43, Reply)

I'm torn, mate.
On the one hand, Jose is cute and it would be nice for him to have a win before he stresses himself into an early grave.
On the other hand, Ronaldo is a preening cunt and I hope he never wins another match again as long as he lives.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)

Been arguing Ronaldo vs Messi with a friend tonight
I pointed out that Messi has scored the same number of goals, despite playing 70 less games. He is now saying that stat shows how much better Ronaldo is. I think he might be retarded.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Evening AA
I don't understand any of what you just said, but I think it was something like:
Football, football, football player, football.
Am I close?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Yep, pretty much.
In my defence, Gonz started it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

i am considering wine
but i think the wine is nearly a week old (left with the cork half in). Will it be more like cooking wine now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Red or White?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

red

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Have a swig and you'll find out, eh?

(berk, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Hmm, not sure then
Give it a try, and have a see?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

^ Oz Clark right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

hmm, bit rough but still with fruity overtones
...darth?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)