I would like a fellow b3tan to give me a massive fucking telly
I have sent several b3tans several things but I keep forgetting to send stuff to vippers but he left us so fuck him in the ear!

My cleverest skill is I can do amazing things with my tongue so have been popular with the ladies as long as they don't look down and see my horrible face.

Lunch? Lunch! I have no time for lunch now, I'm the boss!
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

ooh i forgot about that, i should have told you!
sorry, my dad gave it to his cleaner in the end. he pre-empted us by buying a fucking obscene 50" 3D thing that my mother wouldn't have let through the front door!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Yeh well you let me down Swipey
Broke my heart. Everyday my kids cry themselves to sleep because they have to watch tv on a shitty little 42" screen
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I have a 32" CRT with in built DVD player and an indoor ariel, shut your trap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

You also have Mongoloid and according to Swipey, myself and everyone else who posted in your thread of doom has caught it

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

what thread of doom?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Ask Swipey, she said it not me

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:51, Reply)

ssssssssh!
nothing apey darling. nothing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:54, Reply)

What are you chattin about?
You said you stood up for me yesterday and now I hear this? I feel hurt and let down, I'm not angry, just disappointed
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

i said i loved you yesterday
and you ignored me. that kind of rejection makes a woman SAD online. SAD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I was in meetings all day!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Sexy And Desperate?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i'll take that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

*puts on Barry White*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

*gets pregnant*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

*forces swipe to drink hot gin and reaches for clothes hanger*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

32" CRT with in built DVD player and an indoor ariel, shut your trap multitude of communicable diseases.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

i know, i'm sorry
bloody selfish cleaner
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

You'll have to pay off my mortgage to make up for it

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

*gazzes bumhole*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)