is battered a dwarf?
sorry, little person?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

No. Plumdozer is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

4ft 9 1/2 inches
Everyone's always after his lucky charms
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

5'9" you cheeky cunt!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)

LOL!!!
you fucking short-arse
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Above average. Just.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:36, Reply)

how tall are you when you're not wearing the wife's heels?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1605882
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:38, Reply)

you fucking LIAR!
I bet you're only 5ft 2 and you wear cuban heels. You also get dead angry and you like to rant and your combover flaps about as you gesticulate wildly.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Stunned is the owner of the OT comb over, but it's more of a comb forward in an attempt to disguise his cowlick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:42, Reply)

you picked that bit to come back on?
wow, short-arse with cuban heels. Battered is Kim-Jong il
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Ha ha.
* launches failed rocket *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:52, Reply)

ronrey oh so ronrey :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

aww cool! he can be a novelty butler at the next b4sh.
like in that james bond film or some shit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 2 May 2012, 19:35, Reply)