Give him a slap Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

What really annoys me is that they were obviously in here for a while.
They ate a pizza my other housemate and I ordered before we went out. Played on my Xbox, took my swords off the wall and my lightsaber, sat on my bed knocked my Lego off the side which smashed, hid the tv remote, and brought clothes from my housemates room and bathroom and left them on the floor in my room.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Yeah, that's completely out of line.
I'd be fucking fuming.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You have lego next to your bed?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Oddly that's what I was thinking too.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm not suggesting that Bobby is just a gigantic man child
who fills his empty life by clinging desperately to his childhood by playing with his lego and having "really cool stuff" like swords on his wall.

Only, it's something to think about.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:46, Reply)

No, it's on my amplifier. I didn't add a comma that's all. What's your problem this time?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:05, Reply)

What surprises me more
Than your housemate cocking about with your stuff, is that a man with swords, lego, computer games and pizza actually left the house.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:50, Reply)

He refers to his "alone time in the toilet" as leaving the house

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:53, Reply)

By "house" do you mean, "mother's basement"?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 May 2012, 10:54, Reply)

basement room
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

urgh. I don't want to know what he was doing in there...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 7 May 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Grandad's officer swords and the lego is the millenium falcon. I'm a geek so what.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I'm not judging you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Meh, whatever. I'm too angry to give a shit about the internet anyway. I'll let you know what happens when he gets back.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:04, Reply)

When are you expecting him back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I think he might be in there, just heard his bed creak but I just hammered on his door and no answer. If he is in there he is doing himself no favours.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Is this the same one that keeps dropping out of courses?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 May 2012, 11:12, Reply)

yup
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Twat.
It's almost a shame he didn't cause any criminal damage. You could have had the filth on him.
Sounds like that boy needs a dose of real life. I'm guessing he's a spoiled mummy's boy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 7 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Just a dumbass welsh povvo with no understanding of manners or courtesy. I'm going to break his fucking nose.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You're not though are you.
You're going to probably shout at him, but you won't actually punch him. You're just posturing on the internet. Which is kind of sad.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:10, Reply)

What's your problem Al?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 12:18, Reply)

AIDS.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 May 2012, 12:40, Reply)

of the personality

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I have never encountered such a monumental cunt in my entire life as Al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I like al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 May 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Good for you man. I'm sure your experience of him has been very different to mine.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Probably. I've met him a few times as well.
He's very different irl.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I don't think that's an excuse to be a wanker to people you don't know on the internet. But that's just my opinion. Besides even if he was the nicest, most charming man I ever met my opinion of him is so low that it wouldn't matter anyway.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Each to their own, I guess.
I mean, there are some users of this board who like Rory, for instance. And he's never anything other than a twat to anyone and everyone.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 7 May 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Exactly, I completely agree with your point. Just a matter of perspective. From my perspective I think Rory is quite funny and as he is such a dick to everyone I find it amusing. My inference from Al's posts have been that he enjoys being personal and thrives on the attention and to me that makes him a gaping asshole.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I think everyone would be pleased to know that I think some people are alright and some people are bellends too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

He might have a bird with him.
Force your way in, you might see some stray tit. That'll keep you in wanks for months.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

You're so considerate to be thinking of that, thanks mate. Nah he has never had a girl back, well not whilst I was here. I was in the states for a while.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 7 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Get his childhood teddybear, and one of your swords, and embed the sword through the bear into this bedroom door.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)