If I suddenly one £10m, I'd give monty £250k to give to his ex in order to swap around the living arrangements with his kid. She'd probably take that, but she can't know that I won the £10m.
BUT, but, there would be a price for monty to do, he would at some point in my life have to do one thing that I ask of him, with no question. They'd be rules, to make the game fair, like I can't involve him to do anything with his family. But this one thing, he can not refuse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well it's not very romantic, but a blowjob is a blowjob i guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh nooo, I wouldn't waste it on a blowjob, not a blowjob from _him_ anyway.
Sometime in the next 40 years (ok, 30 years, I'm not kidding anyone), at any point in time. He could be at his daughter's wedding, he could be at his mother's funerial... he could be just sitting there eating cornflakes for breakfast, minding his own buisness. Knowing that at any point in time, that phone can ring.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

and you'd be calling and asking for a blowjob?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

dude
just ask him out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)