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( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:37, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Alt: teeheeheheheheehehehehehehee
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:37, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sod it,
I'm going to the pub, to drink scrumpy. I'll shortly be talking bollocks, so good night.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:52, Reply)
I'm going to the pub, to drink scrumpy. I'll shortly be talking bollocks, so good night.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:52, Reply)
wait...
is this the start of the Laughing Gnome? Have you gone over to the BOwie side?
OH OH, this made me lol the other day - was playing JJR in the car and told my friend it was the band I'd gone to see, she said "what..you went to see David Bowie?"
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
is this the start of the Laughing Gnome? Have you gone over to the BOwie side?
OH OH, this made me lol the other day - was playing JJR in the car and told my friend it was the band I'd gone to see, she said "what..you went to see David Bowie?"
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)
Fucking EH?
That is downright menkle. They're as musically opposed as, say, Val Doonican and Extreme Noise Terror.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
That is downright menkle. They're as musically opposed as, say, Val Doonican and Extreme Noise Terror.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:54, Reply)
you know, JJR, the follow on from YMCA
It stands for jews, juveniles and rapists
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
It stands for jews, juveniles and rapists
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhhhoohooohoohoooohoo
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I understand The Laughing Gnome was Bowie's attempt at Syd Barrett style English whimsy.
Sadly for old David, it was more 'English Mimsy'.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Sadly for old David, it was more 'English Mimsy'.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
I just reached a new low
currently cooking a Vesta meal for one :( I just wanted the crispy noodles
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)
currently cooking a Vesta meal for one :( I just wanted the crispy noodles
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)
i just went to reply to this and hit ignore.
bit harsh even with this shocking confession. I'm making my fucking delicious and very cheap dal tonight.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
bit harsh even with this shocking confession. I'm making my fucking delicious and very cheap dal tonight.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)
You will ruin your taste buds for good.
A bit like licking out Naked Ape's mum's cunt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)
A bit like licking out Naked Ape's mum's cunt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)
verdict:
chow main bit: not as nice as I remember from childhood
crispy noodles: still awesome
Sense of lonely despair as I realise I've finally given in and eaten a special 'meal for one': brand new and ensaddening
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)
chow main bit: not as nice as I remember from childhood
crispy noodles: still awesome
Sense of lonely despair as I realise I've finally given in and eaten a special 'meal for one': brand new and ensaddening
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)
So what you're saying here is, those who claimed insider knowledge about Rory being banned, are full of shit?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 18:52, Reply)
They tried to make a fool out of all of us, they lead us to believe they were in a position of power and trust.
It's almost as if they thought this kind of juicy gossip would gain them unwarranted credibility and dispensed with the deceit in the vain attempt to gain illicit attention where as none of it was deserved. Naturally, the claims of "just trolling" would be made now the cold hard light of fact has made the day.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
It's almost as if they thought this kind of juicy gossip would gain them unwarranted credibility and dispensed with the deceit in the vain attempt to gain illicit attention where as none of it was deserved. Naturally, the claims of "just trolling" would be made now the cold hard light of fact has made the day.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 19:12, Reply)
LOL!
nah, you're alright you are.
why is everyone pissed with you?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)
nah, you're alright you are.
why is everyone pissed with you?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)
nobody's pissed with me, mmps
I'm off topic's most popular poster
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)
I'm off topic's most popular poster
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:23, Reply)
arh man you've ruined the surprise!
It's a good job my B-boy Battered isn't here, otherwise it'd all kick off
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
It's a good job my B-boy Battered isn't here, otherwise it'd all kick off
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
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OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE, THIS IS HAPPENING AND THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.
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** A verient that b3ta is written in.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE, THIS IS HAPPENING AND THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.
*Syntax Query Language.
** A verient that b3ta is written in.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
i had a 'meal for one'
I think this means I have given up all hope
you?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I think this means I have given up all hope
you?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
I@ve still not seen it :(
I might go sometme this week. I hear it's pretty awesome.
anyway, gtg, pub quiz to lose
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I might go sometme this week. I hear it's pretty awesome.
anyway, gtg, pub quiz to lose
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I went to a pub quiz last night, insisted we call our team "The Avengers"
True story
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
True story
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
did you win?
we didn't win. three fucking weeks in a row we haven't won.
i think i'm becoming thick.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
we didn't win. three fucking weeks in a row we haven't won.
i think i'm becoming thick.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Nah, fifth
Out of 13 so no shame. There are two teams who go every week and take turns to win. But last night there was a DISNEY ROUND
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Out of 13 so no shame. There are two teams who go every week and take turns to win. But last night there was a DISNEY ROUND
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
OH MY DEAR SWEET CHAINED PHOSPHERIOUS, MY BROING, MY BROVER.....
you deserve so much more.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)
you deserve so much more.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)
It was carbonara tortelloni
and a tomato and basil sauce. I didn't eat all of it, maybe 1.5 portions.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)
and a tomato and basil sauce. I didn't eat all of it, maybe 1.5 portions.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)
you know, tortellini stuffed with prosciutto and soft cheese
From one pack and a tub of tomato and basil sauce. Sauce in the microwave and pasta in a saucepan of boiling water.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
From one pack and a tub of tomato and basil sauce. Sauce in the microwave and pasta in a saucepan of boiling water.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I just made the most grimmest looking but fucking nice soup in the world, it contains...
Chicken stock, canned sweetcorn, seafood sticks, water chestnuts, crayfish tails, chives, an egg.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Chicken stock, canned sweetcorn, seafood sticks, water chestnuts, crayfish tails, chives, an egg.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
that sounds fucking disgusting.
but probably still nicer than my ww pizza
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
but probably still nicer than my ww pizza
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
You are correct. On all counts.
Wafer thin pizza with plastic cheese is pretty much as you would expect.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Wafer thin pizza with plastic cheese is pretty much as you would expect.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Making soup from scratch generally does, yes.
but it's pretty quick and very little hassle.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
but it's pretty quick and very little hassle.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Thanks, but I probably wouldn't use it.
I'm not great at doing cooking from scratch.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I'm not great at doing cooking from scratch.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)
still sounds awful.
i don't do sweetcorn or seafood, so.... yuck.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
i don't do sweetcorn or seafood, so.... yuck.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
It's kindda a key thing to enjoying it, liking sweetcorn and seafood.
In the end my facebook ad campaign cost me 11p/click, and now when I post something, 55.5k people see it, and 181 people are 'talking aout this', which is an interaction of some kind
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
In the end my facebook ad campaign cost me 11p/click, and now when I post something, 55.5k people see it, and 181 people are 'talking aout this', which is an interaction of some kind
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
That sounds like a pretty good return.
Have you decided to keep it going?
I looked at it last night, and I'm not entirely sure how I would target an advert. Basically, I want footfall on my site. I'm hoping if I get the views, I'll get at least a fair conversion rate, but I don't know whether to do it now or wait until I have more content.
In other news, ipad 3 has been orde4red. Should be able to pick it up by Friday. *glees*
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Have you decided to keep it going?
I looked at it last night, and I'm not entirely sure how I would target an advert. Basically, I want footfall on my site. I'm hoping if I get the views, I'll get at least a fair conversion rate, but I don't know whether to do it now or wait until I have more content.
In other news, ipad 3 has been orde4red. Should be able to pick it up by Friday. *glees*
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Nah', not for now, but I will do next month, it's not comercialised enough yet.
I'm gonna be honest, I can't currently see how your brand covers the football demographic, I'd say new mums would be better. i don't mean that in any insulting way, it's just that I can picture them enjoying your content more so.
Oh sweet ! What one did you go for? You'll love it, they rock =)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
I'm gonna be honest, I can't currently see how your brand covers the football demographic, I'd say new mums would be better. i don't mean that in any insulting way, it's just that I can picture them enjoying your content more so.
Oh sweet ! What one did you go for? You'll love it, they rock =)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)
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