It's been a good morning so far.
Massive cooked breakfast, then I bought a copy of The Star and The Sun. The Star, free Health Lottery ticket, The Sun, Lego Batman figure. It's been 20 mins now, and I'm stuck. A colleague has pointed out that it's intended for ages 5-12, so that's probably why.
And both papers for breasts. I like breasts.

Edit. The Sun does not have breasts on a Saturday apparently. And The Star has a picture of "sexy Colleen", Potato-head's missus, in a bikini. Scary. Very scary.

Further edit. Apparently Carol Vorderman's arse is 770 square inches, but Kim Kadashians is 858. You just don't find this news in The Independent.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 19 May 2012, 11:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

nah
the independent would do it in metric
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Bloody Europhiles.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 19 May 2012, 12:54, Reply)