I was interviewed on 5 News about eBay, back when everyone started getting into eBay.
I looked and sounded like a complete twat.
Then last year I recorded a voxpop for someone who was getting 'honoured' on Noel's Christmas Presents. My bit got cut.

Alt: Yes. Yes, i do. I've heard you have a stunning missus too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 17:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If I squint that looks like "my tit got out". Which is enough for me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)

sweaty internet sex pest.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)

That would be a great username.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:00, Reply)

username description on CV
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Well they are supposed to be factual.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:05, Reply)

That's some pretty determined squinting there Bobby

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Hang on TD... just... a few... more... seconds.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Turning Japanese.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 23 May 2012, 18:13, Reply)