christ, don't confuse those on here who can't even write in english properly
haloumi is the best thing for a bbq.

meat can fuck right off.

i have managed to avoid cookery programmes for my entire life. which is too fucking short for cookery programmes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:09, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Veggie BBQs must be a right fucking laugh a year
BBQ=MEAT
MEAT=WIN

Maths innit?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

HERE I AM ITS OK NOW

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Cookery programmes are excellent if you like to cook
There is always one thing that you'd like to cook.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)

it's boring people talking about boring food and then eating it in front of your face without sharing it
how is that excellent?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

it's food porn presented by semi attractive women
for men who can't get it up any other way
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Nigella is attractive
I'd just worry that halfway through, I'd see her Dad staring back at me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:35, Reply)

What the fuck is the point of a veggie BBQ?
Cheese anyone? Fuck sake.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 25 May 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Needs MOAR nutloaf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 15:17, Reply)