I'm trying to get drunk and failing miserably.
I'm on my sixth bottle of Amigos and I'm not even squiffy.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 20:54, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Move on to tramp juice.
I'm quite tempted to get hammered myself. My endo is really kicking in today, and I'm in fucking agony. Probably wouldn't mix that well with codeine and nausea though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I can't get too shitfaced as I have to walk the dogs tomorrow morning.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Brace yourself, I'm going to hand over to the missus...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

*girds loins*

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

rubs, more like.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Are we there yet?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I know I am.
*lights up*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

WOOHOO \o/
Three of my favourite peoples in one thread \o/
*shirt over the head with no bra on*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

*waves*
I haz Amigos.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I haz Retsina \o/
*chest bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I has chest bumps

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I must seek some out locally.
My Morrisons doesn't stock it.

I'm trying to decide what alcomohol to take to Download. It's doing my head in.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

turps.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

*ponders*
Maybe thirty years ago but not now.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

You need the biggest size milk carton thingy...
is 4 pints the max?
1. Rinse it out thoroughly
2. Fill one third with Death Cider
3. Add the same volume of Carlsberg Special Brew
4. Splish in a generous amount of vodka
5. Top up with orange cordial
6. Attach to belt or jeans loop with carabina
7. Pour into plastic beaker as required
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

sounds sensible

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Speaking of which...
I'm TOTALLY going to knock up a roly, as they are not only low fat; they count towards one's 5-a-day :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

WINNA!!!!!!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

*licks b3th's face*
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Careful
My tetanus isn't up to date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Nor is my botulism
but I trust you
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Thousands wouldn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)