I've been in the bike shed
I've just about quaffed enough Retsina to cut DG's hair \:D/
I normally do it when I'm riding the cotton pony, as I have an obsessive compulsion to cut things when I'm bleeding... My cramps were too bad last time, so poor DG missed his slot and is now resembling a hippy ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In
the bike shed with retsina, you say?

I got expelled for that.

Also puzzled about cotton bikes. That can't be safe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)

*riding the cotton pony*
is a euphemism, courtesy of Gene Hunt ;o)
How come you got expelled... were you snorting the Retsina? :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Pffft.
*missed my slot*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

That's
What Tourettes said, you dirty boy.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I like cutting things.
Cutting things is fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)

See
Women?

They bleed so think everyone else should as well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 22:31, Reply)