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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*assembles*
Whatcha doin' tonight then, bobs?
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Whatcha doin' tonight then, bobs?
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hello B, this evening I have just ordered some new bits for my bike and made a jelly. Spent the day in Bristol at my mates dicking around in his garden and the woods. What about you?
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
Today I heard that the queen has a dubonet and gin before lunch, wine with lunch, a dry martini and champagne in the evening. Totalling 6 units and classifying her as a binge drinker.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
True story
A mate of mine worked for North Yorks education.
The ol' Princess Margaret came to open their new HQ, and they had to hide double G and T's behind EVERY potted plant for her to scoff as she waltzted through.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
A mate of mine worked for North Yorks education.
The ol' Princess Margaret came to open their new HQ, and they had to hide double G and T's behind EVERY potted plant for her to scoff as she waltzted through.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Bollox
They had G&Ts behind every pot plant every day anyway. It wis that fucker from accounts. There's one (plus reserve) in every council.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
They had G&Ts behind every pot plant every day anyway. It wis that fucker from accounts. There's one (plus reserve) in every council.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Unable
to assemble.
I'm in bits.
Also, sick of Betty Battenburg and all this crap.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
to assemble.
I'm in bits.
Also, sick of Betty Battenburg and all this crap.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
You
shouldn't even mention "hip" at your age. Tempting fate an' that.
No offence, like.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
shouldn't even mention "hip" at your age. Tempting fate an' that.
No offence, like.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I'm already arthritic.
My knees are fucking shot. They'll go long before my hips do.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
My knees are fucking shot. They'll go long before my hips do.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
S'allright
you can get plastic inserts, these days.
And not always from Ann Summers.
Unless they won the contract, of course, which is entireably possible. Imagine having dildos for knees.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
you can get plastic inserts, these days.
And not always from Ann Summers.
Unless they won the contract, of course, which is entireably possible. Imagine having dildos for knees.
( , Mon 4 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
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