Just come out and say it mate
It's no fun when I'm not around
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you're not dead :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:27, Reply)

this is sadly true. :(

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I was never really alive
If a sockpuppet falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Not much, I think.
Who the hell is Quint by the way? Also, how you doing, you massive quender?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

quint with the icon is bob
i'm quinten
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Not bad cheers mate, not sleeping much
Yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Carrying on.
Need to figure out how to sort out getting a £400 suit back from the tailor's to mine using public transport and not getting mugged. Joy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)

buy a fucking car

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Only £400? Povvo.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Wear it and carry your cheap clothes?
Nobody's going to mug you for the clothes off your body.
(berk, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:05, Reply)

maybe they want the Body underneath the suit?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:10, Reply)

The wooden chest and the hundreds and hundreds of little legs?
/nerd-joke
( Kroney, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Good idea
No-one wearing expensive clothes is a viable mugging target
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

this is sadly true. :(

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:28, Reply)

he's the fishwife we all love to give a good beating

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Just for that
The first round is on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Already was mate.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Well that was disappointingly easy
I was hoping for a spot of back-and-forth banter and oneupmanship culminating in you promising to dance around whichever pub we end up in singing the Chicken Tonight song
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Welcome back sugar tits.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Bob?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:49, Reply)

yup, how goes it broseph?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:51, Reply)

OK
What have I missed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?

Oh and I have four months off.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Well tensions are high, CQ is a cunts hair away from a bertdown. Quentin is a tedious sock puppet cunt but quite funny on occasion. Battered is still pompous for no reason, Monty is still skint and all woe is me, Gonz has an ace new job which he was late for today, BGB is back which is shit, Barry is a whirlwind of hormones and emotions which has been thoroughly entertaining and Rswipe has been her cutting self. Apart from that business as usual. What's new your end?

Oh and I have four months off.
fuck all
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)

And Chompy is still a prick.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:06, Reply)

That's disappointing
I was hoping that by now there'd have been at least one revolution and a few beheadings
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Fuck all as usual.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:04, Reply)