Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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hopefully this will make you like meAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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The only thing that could possibly make me like you is for you to admit which long time poster you actually are, before riding off into the sunsetThat might work.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06,
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