i need to make a list of my off topi friends
obviously there is.... errrrrrrmmmm well none really!

but i will invent the rest, could anyone else who loves me please post here so that i can remember for the future and friend you?

thanks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:05, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

20 minute
oooh buuuuuuuuuuurn
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Oi the whole idea is that i get none
NOW DELETE YOUR MESSAGE, and stop raining on my parade lolz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:25, Reply)

in only answered to make you feel worse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)

THANKS now delete your post
I would have got away with it if it wasn't for them meddling mages
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)

YOU delete YOUR post

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:31, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you delete yours first then i'll show you mine
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:32, Reply)

cock gazzing?!
it's come to this
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Humpppph....
I won't tell you about my yew wood bow then.
*sticks tounge out*
*and makes bozz eyes*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

ooOOoo
can you use it? Or is it just a decoration?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)

120 pound pulling power

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:41, Reply)

seems a bit high
is that the draw? Mine's 24 (and the highest in the club is 36 or something) or is pull different?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Old english long bow 120 pounds

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:45, Reply)

So, i cant make my LARP an excellent bowman with a 120 pound pulling power

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:55, Reply)

sorry nope
there's a limit on the draw for larp bows
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:57, Reply)

feck can I be thrud instead

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:58, Reply)

you can be what you like (kind of)
although people take the piss if you come as a character from TV/film/books. I got away with it once, but only for one event and only because it was quite obscure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Thrud the barbarian was from white dwarf Mag.
Games workshop, dont cha know
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:07, Reply)

*sympathy reply*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Fucksocks I was hoping for a grand total of Zilch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Oters can't resist a thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Look just piss off all of you and delete your posts.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:37, Reply)

HA
I'm over here, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Damn

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Dont let me get all wall eyed on you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 19:39, Reply)

I think of you as more of a BFF

( Peej, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

big fat fool?
bi-focal-frogs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:01, Reply)

BFG i know whats a BFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Do you have a number of pals disdaining tropical headgear then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Evening
The Rooskies have taken the lead in the kickball tournament.

I still feel like shit due to this bloody cold. I have Asda Max Strength Cold and Flu Relief sachets which make me feel slightly better.

Any tips for getting over a cold, Mr Hare?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:05, Reply)

Yep ginger, brown suger tea and brandy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)

That or repeatedly kicking anyone with a wolverhampton accent
in the face and bollocks in the rythem to LL-Cool-J "momma said knock you out"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:15, Reply)

iota.ecommzone.com/LZ/WBA/006J7M/06629f3b0aaccfd85ef389548e694feb4a/story1.htm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)

omg no more please

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)

COME ON YOU BAGGIES

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Hot
Toddy.

Whisky, sugar, hot water. Repeat until cured*

*may take years
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

OI YOU LOT STOP FUCKING UP MY THREAD
I'm supposed to be billy no mates stop answering each other
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Cunt off. You wankstraining bollockfaced clit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Thats what i've been trying to tell em
But will they listen
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Hi
hartley hare.

You're lovely, really.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Is that it, then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

don't blame me
I'm not well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Can we summon up Freefair?
He said that his maths teacher was at Leeds at the same time we were.

We've established that we don't remember each other.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)

you dick!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

He did a joint degree with Economics.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I don't know what the fuck you are.
I hope this helps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Slow night on /talk, then?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

all y'all pricks can shit the fuck off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)

Evening Dozer.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Shit on my prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Ummm no you big gay!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:17, Reply)

You errant quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)