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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If Cassetteboy is reading
Konnie Huq has just said "We'll go Up The Khyber" on BBC's Pointless Celebrities. I think it needs sampling.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:37, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think you've got the wrong board mate
wanker
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 18:48, Reply)
YEAH WHAT A WANKER! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE POSTED THAT HERE! WHAT A TOTAL AND UTTER CUNT!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:05, Reply)
another person driven away from the board my al
he won't be happy until it's just him left
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:14, Reply)
what,where,who?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Fuck off Bert. Or whoever you are.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:10, Reply)
?
What caused this retort? Are you ok?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:18, Reply)
oh al lol

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Evening all (if anyone is still here)

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)
wotcher sporty
Did you get to York?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Not as yet
We are booked into the Grand on the 31st July though. I am very much looking forward to it
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Nice
I hope you remembered the gaz advice I sent
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)
All duly noted my good man
Thanks also to plumdozer for restauranty goodness
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Quite pleased with managing to get 1st class tickets there and back for £66 for the two of us

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)
? just you and the wife going

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Yeah, the 31st is our anniversary

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
Bless

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
It was originally supposed to be for her 40th but we didn't get a chance to sort it

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
You're a right nosey fucker
why not find out what he's got in his binbag and all
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)
I know bad aint i Rory

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Just some body parts
Err, I mean wrappers from some chicken and pasta

Evening Rory
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)
Rory's mad at me
I haven't given him anything to take the piss yet
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Madness' follow up single ?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:56, Reply)
don't let him find out where you live
or more importantly where your kids go to school
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Still fishing?
Try harder Rory.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)
you'll never find me you creepy fucker

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Haha!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Your just mad......
Because you ain't got nothing on me admit it.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Don't forget the sandwich shop I told you about.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)
I think we will miss sandwich o'clock going and returning

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Shame the hot pork n apple sauce sarnie's are well nom

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I shall try and nab one for the train home

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)
Evening sporto

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Evening tangles
I have red wine and football, two sleeping kids and the missus is out
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I have beer and two sleeping kids
But my missus is in and watching Tales of the Unexpected.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Ahh man!
That reminds me of my granddad
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)
It's a lot shitter than I remember it.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I recall woman dancing and cards

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
OMG
I loved tales of the unexpected, is it the old ones or a new remake
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I just found a programme I used to watch as a kid
Star Fleet! Looks like the Beastie Boys Intergalactic video!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)
The puppet thing
Ewwwww thats well creepy
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)
It was fucking mental
The three weirdos had some kind of mentor who died in it. Characters don't die in kids tv man!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Dallas is returning to our screens in Autumn
Why do the yanks rehash all the old programs? They were shit then.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I preferred The Colbys
Moldovan terrorists and a finale involving aliens and a flying saucer

Shower scene...Pah!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Bobby and the shower
What the Fuck were they thinking?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I no rite!
Did Dallas have Heather Locklear in? She was HOT
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Although I do have a pic of me in a "I shot JR" T-Shirt, from the 80's

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)
See also: Frankie Says Relax
I am now drunk and bidding on eBay. This is NOT GOOD
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Leave the keyboard alone
It will only end in tears.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Forget that have they got any
"I ran the world T-shirts" my wife used mine whilst painting the doors.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I blame Barry from Eastenders
Im bidding on Persol sunglasses, some CDs and some jeans
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)
would you rather be a crow or a wolf?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Can I just be a cow?
Evening Cavy. How goes it?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)
really? I suppose it'd be handy for milk
I'm OK, bit bored...had to go to work today and have a pile of work for monday, too. Wish I had a social life.

you?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I'm good thanks
Just resting after being on Dad duty all afternoon and evening whilst Mrs Cow is out with her mates
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Gandalf stormcrow
Yep YOU SHALL NOT PASS
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)
i sometimes shout that while marking work

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)
MarkingLolz

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
..and there aren't many of those :(

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You need to do it in lectures

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:41, Reply)
it wouldn't be all that out of character

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I like this

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
i once was ranting about new media
and got all worked up ending by jabbing at the computer (indicating the internet) while declaring "you wanted the future to give you rocket cars? THIS IS YOUR ROCKET CAR!" Annoyingly it wasn't a good group and they just stared at me blankly
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I want to be in your lectures

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
:)
even when I scare students with a freaky dolls head on a stick?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Especially then

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Is Inception any good?
Just gonna watch it now
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
yes

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Not
if it's artificial.

Hang on.....
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Good luck with that movie.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Di Caprio gets on my tits somewhat

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
He's quite good in it.
Have you seen Shutter Island?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Nope

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Evening Al

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Evening sporters.
Just watched the second half of the Greece-Russia match. Good game.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I watched the Czech game
It wasn't very good
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Figured wrong Butch.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Did you watch the England match?
I still don't think Welbeck meant that
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
It was a total fluke, the jammy cunt.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I think he meant to spin it then hit it and it went in

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
It's better than Prometheus.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Really?
But that has Aliens and Charlize Theron
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
And a non sensical story line and so many fucking stupid plotholes.
And Guy Pearce in a rubber mask for NO FUCKING REASON.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I see
Will wait for the DVD
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Don't bother, download it illegally for free.
It looks fantastic, it really does. It looks so fantastic that I enjoyed it thoroughly until I got home and actually thought about it and talked to some other people and then realised that it was a case of Emporers new clothes.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Worryingly I have no idea how to
This as an ICT Consultant of 15 years
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
google utorrent
then download it. Then go to torrentz.eu and search for it.

Job done.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Ta muchly

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
You decided to be civil?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You decided to be shit?
Yep, looks like we're both right.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Al.
Your fat, bald and northern, what could I possibly say that life hasn't already told you.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I like how you've read all the old insults.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Your welcome
How long shall we keep this up?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
You should tell us about yourself
or who your other account is.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
As I say go fish.
What makes you think everyone's a glove puppet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I don't, but you clearly are because your account has been there for over a year
and yet you've suddenly only just started posting.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Doesn't necessarily follow
I had an account for a couple of years before I posted.
Also, aren't sock puppets supposed to be amusing?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
OI

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
At thIs point I'll stand up for hartley hare
He was very helpful about York stuff
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I hope you said thankyou.
I'm going to York in few weeks. Where is the sandwich shop they mentioned?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Did you just punch a rabbit while defending HH?
I'm on to you, sporto.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
He's not even Northern!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I was surprised.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
*opens eyes*

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
What????
LIES on the internet?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
tusk tusk
They lied to me.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
The
elephants in the room.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
that's irrelephant

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
It
was a trunk call
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
pach it in

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
That's
really very good!

Nellie.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I feel betrayed.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
b3th!!!
*motorboats*
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I say!
Saturday night result!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Haha!!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Why would you say that?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)
You told me you moved down south when you were tiny

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Don't be silly.
Al's never been tiny.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Damn you!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Oh, too slow.
You suck.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
LIES!
Al has never been tiny.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
HAHA mindpiss.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Fucks sake sporters, I told you that in private.
I'm never telling you anything again.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)
No you didn't!
You posted it on here!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I am an official /off topic good guy
I promise
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)
It's all a front!
He's drowning kittens as we speak.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
In
cold water, too.

What a cunt.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
that sounds like a fantastic euphemism.
"I was absolutely bursting for a piss, man. I mean, totally drowning kittens."
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I'm just off to drown one now
2 mins
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Make sure you put teh seat back down.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)
It's
now seven minutes. I think he shakes too hard.

And long.

And often.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)
hahahaha
"It's mine, I'll wash it as fast as I like"
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
That's
what I say!!!

How did you know?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
What do you expect a man to do when his wife is away?

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Play 'daddy's special game' with the kids.

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Have you been having sex with your husbands kids again ?
Oh b3th, NOT AFTER LAST TIME
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Oh hello.
The mere mention of paedophilia and here you are. Is there some kind of alarm on your computer or something.

*worries*
You're not watching me right now are you?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I fucking love Weston Super Mare
I'm just here on umm business
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
The only business here is Weston is drugs and prostitution.
Unfortunately I'm not qualified to work in either.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'm an avid collector of bunty
especially copies featuring 'Superstitious Cindy' and 'The Phantom Ballerina' - A mysterious girl arrives at Madame Petrova's ballet school, but she can't dance.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Bollocks you lying northern scummer.
I can't believe you betrayed my trust.

My God, this must be how Fat BobbyAndrew felt when I told everyone that he had tried to add me as a facebook friend? I can't believe it hurts this bad inside.

I'LL NEVER TRY AND HURT YOU AGAIN ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Haha

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
*unfriends Al*

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Lols
Can I add you just so you can delete me to make it up?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I've added a couple of b3tans recently
I'm going to mention it when I unfriend them.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Not if they unfriend you first I guess
Is there a protocol?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
As I believe I've told you, the standard protocol is for me to post a photo of your new haircut
with your face obscured by cocks. You then throw a hissy fit about whether or not a band you like is actually any good and then you unfriend me.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Wait
Are you two besties now?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Damn straight.
Me and Swipe, we're like two people who really want to get naked and rub each others bodies all over with our genitals.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)
I.. I don't know what to say

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:44, Reply)
Swipes
On a Saturday night. At 10.30.

Shurely shome mishtake.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Nah
Just got in from fair innit
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
You'll
be playing SunBingo,SunBingo,SunBingo, next.

Common as muck.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
DOT CO DOT YOU KAY!

(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Goodnight and godbless, I'm off to bed.
I've got to get at least a 10 mile run tommorow morning.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Are
you chasing after a sunshine coach?
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
His tongue got frozen to the window when he was licking it.
He didn't realise you were supposed to lick the inside.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oh man, awesome "not sure if it was a date" date.
She's well proper cool, into pretty much all the same stuff as me, really nice personailty, really good.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Alright?
I've been playing computer games all day and I've still got a date for Wednesday. I tell you what, I'm glad I'm not like Barry or PD who have to go out into the real world to score clunge.
(, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
Eh gimp

(, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 4:30, Reply)

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