Nah, you must be getting me mixed up with someone else.
Like I can attract 'hot' ladies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Of
course you can attract hot ladles?

Don't take self-deprecation too far.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

You've pulled, Jeff.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I
am neither a ladies or a ladles.

One has a fanny and one serves soup.....hang on....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

A tepid date?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Best
shag. ever.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)

i learnt the other day
that some places round here refer to condoms as 'dunkers'

grim
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

I thought they were made by Dairylea.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)

apparently that's what makes
Dairylea Dunkers hilarious round here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Those crazy Welsh and their mad ways.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)

I've been here 18 years
and they never stop being foreign
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

You do realise that once you've been there 20 years you lose any right to call yourself english?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I left for a little while in 98/99
does it reset?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'll have to check.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Even
The pontypridd front row?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)

is this a rugby reference?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Yes
Max Boyce, I think.

As if I'd know. It's late.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)

something which also seems foreign to me
Max Boyce. Why is he popular?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:20, Reply)

It's Monty's half brother.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Monty
Connelly?

Far too many Irish connotations, there.

Monty's a rebel.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Start a new thread please.
I'm bored of this one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's
far too late, Jeff.

You should have thought of this earlier. Teeth are being brushed, helmets scrubbed, fannies skooshed, powdered, plucked and prepared. All for work. For the Man, not the man.

Cry, brother, cry. We matter no more.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Fucked
if I know.

Think it's cos he's Welsh.

See also "That Cunt Connelly", the well-known Scots bastard.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Nah
dunkers are Rich Tea biscuits.

It's on the back of the packet.

"remove drawers and dunk."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 22:08, Reply)