So who's watching the game, then? Eh? Eh?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:26, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not me
is this why it's been quiet these evenings?

I may take the opportunity to go to the shop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Fucking taffies
Wait until Saturday, any pub not showing the football will be quiet as the grave
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

i don't like football
I'm off to a steampunk picnic on Saturday instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:32, Reply)

Well, who hasn't done that this summer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I am
It's boring
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:29, Reply)

You don't like football, of course it's boring to you
Although, in fairness, this game is boring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

i am.
That overhyped flid couldn't hit the ground if he jumped off a building.

In other news, how are you? I saw you being all woeisme on fb earlier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Aww thank you for noticing :-)
I was THIS close to being all woeisme on b3ta. Imagine how that would have ended. I'm fine apart from England rediscovering familiar form, and Pendulum fucking splitting up, and knackering my back practising a lift. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I have woken up NOT IN PAIN for three days in a row now.
This is a Good Thing.

They had good form in teh last match. I think they've made such a fucking fuss over Shrek coming back that the team dynamic has shifted back to 'two strikers and a defence' mentality.

I'm glad it's not my team. I'd be fucking apoplectic by now.

Also, cheer up, you massive spastic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Pendulum splitting up is a good thing for everyone, truely
What else is wrong?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

I'm guessing he ripped his best sequinned leotard
and put a ladder in his nylons.
And got his period.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

This has been very clicked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Owwwwwwwwww, feck feck and double feck
I've just escaped my sons flying kung fu kick, and skidded like a bastard down the stairs.
No euphemism before you start. Feck my elbow hurts.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:44, Reply)

hahaha
This is amusing to me.

Sorry.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Not funny..:... Owwwwwwwwwwww
Carpet stair burns
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with lescott's face?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:47, Reply)

He looks like a fucking Klingon
and he seems to have a weird lumpy bit hanging off his enormous forehead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:48, Reply)

just his face.
Apart from that he looks normal.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:49, Reply)

I always knew you were a racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:50, Reply)

GGGOOOAAALllllllllllllllll
Owwwewwe my elbow hurts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Hares don't hav elbows so man up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I harty have any now 8(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Metal plate in his head, I believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Isn't that cheating
Like Oscar pistorious?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Shrek scored!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Oh my god, he's like, the best player ever!
I totally want to have his little spud faced babies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:52, Reply)

wait till winky gets him sent off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

You're not old or common enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Grannyhookerlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Also
why does everyone keep singing the same two bars of Seven Nation Army over and over again?

Did I miss some kind of memo?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Loved that fact,
Rooney has not scored in a tournament since 2004....brilliant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Why can't he jump? I've seen cows jump higher

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:59, Reply)

White men cant jump
It's the truth.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I thought the crowd were whistling our black players
However it appears to just be John terry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 20:58, Reply)

On the sofa with my brother, yes.
I've never been bothered about England. But now Hodgson and Lewington are in charge I'm well invested.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Do like his hair?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:04, Reply)

A hairs breath
From a goal
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

They should bring Carroll on
He'd have scored both those
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Are you back from the motherland?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Topshop?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Just got in this second.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

and you're straight in here?
You have a problem, man.


Welcome back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Just on the iPad catching up on stuff init.
Thought I'd pop in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:05, Reply)

I disagree with goal line technologie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Ukraine scored

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:07, Reply)

Meh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Because it would now be 1-1

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

If it's good enough for tennis and rugger...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:08, Reply)

The ref don't want the abuse, he's in both black and yellow.
He's pussing out in case Terry gets his wife/WAW
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

football is bent and childish.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:11, Reply)

YOU'RE bent and childish

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:13, Reply)

It's okay everyone.
Theo's coming on now.
Unfortunately, he's replacing Milner and not rooney.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

WAW (wife and whistle)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

what?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

look up a few posts

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Yeah, i didn't actually get it then either

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Terry Racist
Plus getting off with peoples wives, girlfriends and Probs. whistles
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Sweden 1 France 0
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Milner has not actually touched the ball the entire game, to be fair

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Go on, think when you've heard the commentator mention him
You can't, can you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Millners waiting
For the showers after the game, then he will get plenty of ball play
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

shopping record
from my house, shopping done and back in half an hour.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Oh marvellous two lumbering behemoths up front

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

and that's just Rooney's brain cells

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Cells?
Rooney?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

dirty cunts these ukranians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Unwashed dirty Kuntz, a German player
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Benders and janker's all of em
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

C'mon
ye Nigels.

Oh, and Darth, when you say steampunk, I think you really mean team's spunk.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:32, Reply)

*something about football*

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Try
boring, boring shite.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

is this football over yet or what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)

IT IS AND WE WON!!!!!!
After the eight seconds of euphoria I'm now back to being miserable. I wish I was still on the beach catching and eating fresh sardines.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

sardines are rank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Fresh
they're great.

Tinned, as you describe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Rank, they are fishier than your mums minge after a long haul flight where the only entertainment is the scottish rugby team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Sardines are ranked higher than Holland by FIFA.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)

weren't you in spain a minute ago?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Oh
God.

They're through to the next round. We'll never hear the end of this. I'm happy if they are but the pathetic bleatings of the commentators make me sick. 1966 was mentioned five times during the game. The fact that my own national team are, to coin a phrase, "fucking shite," has no relevance.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I didn't hear it once...
However this is ITV lowest Common denominator, except maybe sky
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Clive
Feckin' Tyldsley (sp)

Are you fuckin' deaf?

Mind you, I was waiting for it and hyper-keen.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

oh no :(
there's going to be more?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)

See
Cavy, that's where you went wrong.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I'm not sure I went wrong
I think it's society
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)

New thread time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:37, Reply)