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*something about football*
Why is your team better than the other shite team you hate?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:42, 245 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i don't have a team
I don't do watching sport. It bores me.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Don't you have a larp team?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
there's a game played within the larp world
I stand by when they play (if I'm not) and cheer. That's the extent of it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
I've seen that film with stifler and the gimp kids

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
uh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Big brothers? Maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
nope, no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
It's a film it has stifled from American pie
And the guy who was phoebes bf in Friends, they look after some kid who goes larping.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
do you mean Role Models?
Larp is only a bit like that. We have better weapons and actual role play. Those dudes just had a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Roal's
dead.

Soz.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:11, Reply)
uh?
is everyone intent on confusing me today?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Sorry
Raoul, as in Moat, the dude what wos barkingly violent who bobbies' shot wiv stinging things.

Spelling is shite, sorry.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:17, Reply)
have you tried checking things on
www.google.co.uk ?

I find it quite useful.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
google won't tell me when people
make nonsequiters which are spelt wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
*brings fishing rod, chicken and beers*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Gazzers
mate,

You're just in time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Yes
I noes rite.

But didn't on this occasion. I beg compassion and forgiveness as I acknowledge you know best.

What the fuck is it with you? Just ignore me if I piss you off that much.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
^ This
All sport is dull and bent.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is clearly incorrect
Darts is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Explain how

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Beer + darts = excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Is this what you and your posh mates do to pretend you're living like common people?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I need something to do in the croquet off season

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
It's
croquettes. And they're potatoes. There is no off season. Eat 'em up, lad.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:09, Reply)
If
You have difficulty understanding real life.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)
i misread that as
Darth is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
He really isn't
Except maybe at dancing, tv game shows, telecommunications and bumming
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
He
is, and not in a gay way, I hasten to add.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I have it from an independent source
that he is lovely in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:57, Reply)
You shouldn't listen to barrymoor

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I
think he's funny, eloquent and takes it really well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
+not in a gay way

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)
He
does, however, have an in-depth understanding of pumps.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Barrymore got Rodney King.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Nah
It was Kodney's ring, I heard.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
What is wrong with Steven Gerard's voice?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)
He's from Liverpool.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
It sounds like he inhaled some helium and had a stroke

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
he's a Scouser.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Shit, where's my wallet?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Beside
your wheels, in a garage in the Pool.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Godammit!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)
The
culprits will try and phone you soon, then wonder why they hear ringing in the garage.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Jokes on them I NEVER answer my phone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
They
are asking for you and demanding money and a bike!!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:05, Reply)
*something about oil*
Where's me spinach kakakakaka
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Fuckin olives with their bloated public sector

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Popeye's got forearms like that for a reason.
Everyone's fucking olive but Popeye.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Dragging barrels of unpaid taxes onto his ships

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Because the people I know at Fulham are the funniest bunch of misfits I've ever had the good fortune of meeting.
Fuck the actual football. I haven't been inside a football ground for god knows how long.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Euphemism of the day Baz
I haven't been inside a football ground for god knows how long.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Nah, that was two weeks ago for me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)
How's the jollies?
Sunglasses holding up I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I got back a couple hours ago.
Only went for five days. Enough to eat my body weight in fresh fish and go brown enough to be Eddie Murphy's body double. Was ace thanks, although I never got to wear my Tom Ford shades once cos my nan took a shining to them. She bloody kept them as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Ancient fighting style Nan-can-do

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)
My team aren't any better than most other teams.
But they are my local team.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Football is the least important part of football.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:15, Reply)
^ This.
Football is only important if there is something riding on the game. Apart from that, it's an excuse to be in the pub by midday with friends.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:16, Reply)
If we win I will milk it for all it's worth.
If we lose me and my mates will laugh at how shit football is and then go and play the Coat and Badge drug game.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:19, Reply)
How does that game work?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)
There's a pub in Putney called the Coat and Badge.
As you can imagine Putney/Fulham is full of proper toffs and hooray Henry's. The C&B is full of them. On match days Fulham fans stick out like sore thumbs despite being the majority of people, although not in the Coat and Badge. It's still major toff territory. They hate football people going in so we go in to annoy them. The Coat and Badge drug game involves doing drugs as openly as possible whilst shouting 'I LOVE FOOTBALL AND DRUGS'. It gets really competitive and I'm not sure how we've never been kicked out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:28, Reply)
A slight variation on the Dick and Dom game 'Bogies' then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)
The current champion did it off the top of the tele in the then packed beer garden.
It's about twelve foot in the air. He had to climb on top of the big barbecue thing to get up there. I've never laughed more than when that game is being played.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This sounds like it could make football more interesting
that said I've watched tons of football in the last week.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Any news on the gainful situation?
You've not been on here much recently.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:42, Reply)
I got a couple of interviews for retail jobs
sadly they offered it to me as I was on my way back from Brighton (they were in Brighton.) Been looking v hard for work and trying to regulate internet time a bit. What've you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Same as usual.
If you are considering retail, then there should be opportunties in Bristol.

Any particular type of retailer appeal?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
One where I don't have to walk around all day
pretty much it. Applied for a ton more stuff so hopefully will get some answers back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Fingers crossed for you.
Keep me posted.

Is Brighton somewherer you'd like to end up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
It's a lovely city, great fun
was visiting my brother so I stuck in a bunch of applications down there as well on the off chance. Will let you know!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This sounds promising.
Good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
But surely you LOVE FOOTBALL?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Only when he speaks to Stanley Victor.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:24, Reply)
And apparently when playing the Coat and Badge drug game too.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Not joining us this Saturday then Tangles?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:38, Reply)
What is happening this Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
I'm gonna go and get faced with some folk from here.
Can you get yourself to that London?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Sounds like fun, but I won't make that
Too short notice for someone with such an active life as me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)
But you've ample notice for the September shindig so there can be no excuse now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
I'm definitely coming in September.
You'll get your opportunity to laugh at me getting drunk and falling asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)
I'm going to force feed you a pork pie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I'm going to force feed you some quorn.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I'll be sick on your slippers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I'm well looking forward to Saturday.
I've already forgotten where we're supposed to be meeting mind. It better be over east way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I've got no idea where we are meeting.
I theory I want to get to Stunned Poster's gaff and drop a bag off, but previous would suggest I'll end up meeting him in a pub somewhere and that plan going wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
It'll be east. I'd suggest the rising star of Bethnel Green, I like it in there.
I'm not sure if I've met Stunned.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)
You'd remember if you had.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I'd like to meet Stunned
I imagine him to be hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:58, Reply)
He is.
He's quite a unit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:59, Reply)
So I understand.
Roll on September...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)
So your other half is comfortable with you meeting a load of spastics for booze then.
How on earth did you sell her the idea?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
She is deeply uncomfortable with the idea
And is convinced that you are going to murder me.
However she is more concerned about being left alone with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Get a sitter for the night and bring her along.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Fuck that.
I want to enjoy myself.
Plus she needs to be available to feed the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:14, Reply)
She'll make you phone her every twenty minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:15, Reply)
Rugby league is the only sport worth watching as far as I'm concerned.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)
all rugby is bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

this, 30 meathead homos writhing around in the mud, trying desperately to mask penetration as a "ruck". Faggots the lot of em.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I agree
But my adopted town is particularly shit at it now
(MenaceCoat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Because the team I like always finishes higher than our rivals and the team I like has won the league more etc. Evening all. England were shit but good result.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Alright Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Evening Jeffers. What did you think then?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:48, Reply)
It wasn't very entertaining, but I'd take the same result against the Italians.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
England will never be flamboyant or even amazing under Hodgson.
But he will get the job done. It's why Milner plays.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I agree, it's just a bit shit your pants scary at times. Still, France, can be done.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Is it time for all English football fans to start building up false hopes?
Was tonight's match one to decide if they continue or not?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
To a point.
If we'd have lost this evening we could have gone out, but the next game is the first of the 'knockout' games.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I experienced it for three seasons.
You get used to it after a while. I'd rather Martin Jol any day of the week saying that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)
I can't stop listening to this. I love it so, so much
You need Spotify mind; open.spotify.com/track/4VW8kSWcIoyNMSjDzdvbtc
Alexis Taylor is my favourite person on the planet right now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)
i bet it's some hippy twunt crying

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Bitter experience has taught me not to click Baz's music links
Invariably it will be some bent shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:04, Reply)
It's fucking amazing.
I'm over the disco phase, watch I'll get something ace from YouTube.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Pow. Although it makes me sad this song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyZ68ByL9mo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I'll think about having a listen when the record I'm listening to gets to the end,
but I still don't trust your links...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:12, Reply)
It's ace.
I mean that. The euphoric disco fiend in me isn't dead, he just doesn't warrant a place at the table at the moment. I've gone dark.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Occasionally I read your posts
and all I hear is that chap off the Mighty Boosh
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:20, Reply)
Ha.
I'm an expressive dreamer and story weaver. I can see the parallels. I'm better looking and better dressed than him though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Well it's an improvement in that there is no homo-erotic video
It was ok, nothing particularly groundbreaking or exciting.
I followed it on to listen to the original as well and it was better than that.
I wouldn't buy it though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I wouldn't buy any music.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:35, Reply)
This is beautiful as well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YzN4TM15lw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Hot Chip run tings right now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Everyone 'appy?

(MenaceCoat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:00, Reply)
Arr.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Is that a Bristolian or pirate answer?
(MenaceCoat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Bristolian.
But we do have a lot of Somalians here, so it probably ticks both boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I bought my menacecoat on the gloucester rroad
(MenaceCoat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I forget which one you are
Do we accuse you of being Freefair or someone else?
Evening Menacecoat.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Freefair the young
bert THE MONSTER
some other n00bs - what happened to apothicaries weight?
(MenaceCoat, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
He never really got over Al being mean to him once.
Such terrible Internet bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:13, Reply)
i thought you were talking to me for a moment
I was about to get all redneck on your ass
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Please don't
I'm scared of you K
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
i have to hear the shittiest songs at work
In particular, hootie.and the blowfish
So every time I hear him sing "I'm tangled up in blue" I think of you and how you must be shit, like them
This is just speculation of course
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)
It's a fair assessment.
I don't know any Hootie and the Blowfish songs, they never quite managed to become as popular here as they inexplicably have over there. Is it a cover of the Dylan song?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
i don't know, unlikely
But I feel I should also share that when I see your name that song gets stuck in my head and I get pissed off
I almost want to put you on ignore so I don't have to deal with it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:40, Reply)
How are you K?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:08, Reply)
would be better with drugs
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:35, Reply)
Drug free and happy.
What drugs would help you this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
i don't know, bit o pot?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
I'd love a joint right now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Filthy addicts the lot of you.
(I'd have replied sooner, but I was out having a tab).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:40, Reply)
I'm officially a non-smoker now, having gone more than three months without smoking anything
(according to NHS standards, that is).
I gave up tabs years ago, but I simply prefer being stoned to not being stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:50, Reply)
I'll break you in September.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I'll struggle to resist weed
But I'm probably over cigarettes now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Me
too. Stopped smoking five weeks ago. Don't miss the baccy (much) but really, really miss the good stuff.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
i smoked a joint for the first time in about 4 or 5 years last week

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:43, Reply)
Did you
enjoy it, or was it "feckin' shit.?"
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:46, Reply)
was alright
I don't like joints or blunts they make me feel ill
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:49, Reply)
NO MORE BULLYING

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:21, Reply)
K isn't a bully.
She is just misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:22, Reply)
No.
I can't find the screws to fix my massive tele onto the wall. Its going to drive me nuts (hahahahaha geddit etc etc)
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I am drunk
cider and cycling and skirts do not mixc, i can tell you.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Oh
yes they do.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I agree with Phudbree.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)
It;s unpleasantly breezy

(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Well eat fewer bakes beans.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:30, Reply)
Don't be silly
everybody knows girls don'tnfart.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Pfft.
Yeah. Right.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Dries
the gusset nicely, the draft does.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Go on then, if you're drunk
Run us through who on off topic you really don't like and why.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Or tell us more indiscreet tales of your racist boyfriend's shortcomings.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33, Reply)
berk hates me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:33, Reply)
No she doesn't
you're one of the nice ones.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)
I say nice things about your cake baking.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Heh
everybody likes cake and the bearer thereof.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:40, Reply)
This is true.
If more people came armed with cake to bashes, I'd have less time for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Thanks.

(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
You know I'm jesting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:51, Reply)
If I thought for a minute
people would be as pleased to see me without the cake, I'd stop bringing it.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:53, Reply)
You never arrived at JeffSTOCK II with cake.
The welcome was still warm.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:55, Reply)
I did you know
I rbought brownies.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:55, Reply)
For the nonces?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:57, Reply)
That'll be why I had none of them them.
(I might have been at football and then in a pub when the brownies were being issued).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Aw that's sad
Btw will you be bringing cakes to the September bash?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56, Reply)
Most likely
it's about 6 different people's birthdays.
(berk, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:58, Reply)
I hope I get a cake.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Lemon drizzle, isn't it?

EDIRT - and no, I got the brownies out in that pub we were in before the cooler - fish market, was it?
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:01, Reply)
No, it's a urine stain.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:05, Reply)
It was the Fish.
Thinking back, I had cake. And they were lovely.

Lemon or Carrot and you'll make an old man happy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:04, Reply)
For you, Jeff, I'm sure I can put something togeher.

(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:12, Reply)

a L?
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:16, Reply)
Probably, knowing Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:17, Reply)
What is this?
Bully Jeff night.

*Sulks*

(awaits strikethrough)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Lemon caaake
how are you berk?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Drunk. Shit, mainly
you?/ How was Brighton?
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Brighton was good thanks
lots of fun. Sorry to hear things are shit, any chance they'll get better soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Not really. Shrug
are you still up i Oxford soon?
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:22, Reply)
Hopefully so yeah
unless money runs out and I have to cancel :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Well you have a place to stay if you need one
did you end up graduating in the end or have you still not booked it yet/
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Didn't bother with it
thinking of going back and arguing my case. Pretty terrifying thought though. And thanks, I'll text you and let you know, would be great to get a drink :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:29, Reply)
You should appeal
there's no way you're a 2ii.
(berk, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:40, Reply)
Yeah I'm 23 now

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:52, Reply)
It's because you're such a bender

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:34, Reply)
There is that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Cider and most things don't mix really
Still fun to try!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I'm considering going to Kiev on Saturday.
We're looking into it now. This could be fun.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:25, Reply)
For
the chicken?

You can get it here, you know.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:27, Reply)
It's a long way to go for a pint with me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Ah yes.
It's a bit of a pipe dream but flights are only 200 quid. Gonna have a butchers at it all in the morning.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Don't blame you.
If it's do-able, you should go.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:38, Reply)
I'd rather go when there's no football on to be fair.
Me and my housemates were going to go to Krakow this summer for five days but the football thing put us right off. We're gonna go next Easter now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:42, Reply)
The face we've won 5 European cups speaks for itself, really.
The trophy that United lifted in 1999 resides at Anfield!

Yes, we have things that have happened with 'fans'* that are a horrible part of our past, but there comes a time to move on from that.

*I don't count anyone who goes to a game looking for a fight as an actual fan, they're just scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I'd rather kill myself than support Liverpool.
Unlike Liverpool fans who just resort to killing others.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 23:57, Reply)
Congratulations, you're as classless as the scum United fans.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:02, Reply)
I'm very classy actually.
What do you think happened at Heysel then?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Wankers that claim to be 'fans' of the club charged 'fans' from another club
Due to the fact that the stadium had fallen into disrepair, a wall fell, leading to the loss of 39 peoples lives. It's a fucking horrible thing to have happened, and I don't dispute that, nor do I dispute that the people representing Liverpool were to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08, Reply)
They only knocked bits of the wall down so they could nick it and sell it for driveway material.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:10, Reply)
You've gotta be honest though, Liverpool supporters have hardly covered themselves in glory.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:03, Reply)
WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP! WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CUP!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:04, Reply)
Naked Ape is getting a bit busy over your sig
What do I tell him?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Al gave him a slightly distorted explanation yesterday.
I think he should be satisfied with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:10, Reply)
That's okay then.
As long as he has some sort of explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:12, Reply)
The general gist was there, but it lacked the subtlety of the original Viz entry, I felt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:13, Reply)
So it was all about you having a BBQ.
I can see where this might have gone wrong. I'm concerned you pointed him in my direction.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:18, Reply)
Nah, I was posting on my phone on my way home.
It would have taken too long to explain so I suggested he asked you as you were familiar with the tale anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:08, Reply)
That aside.
You've got to admire their achievements.

I won't be surprised if - by the end of next season - Andy Carroll looks like a bargain.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Here's hoping!
I've heard something which said that the main reason his form was poor for so long was due to the ankle injury he had never really subsiding, and that he'd never been shown how to run properly to avoid injury. I'd mock that report, but I know that I only broke my foot because of the way I was running.

As a result, his injury finally started to clear up around Christmas time, his performances improved, and when he regained confidence, well, look at how he played against Chelsea.

Could be bollocks for all I know, but it does make a certain amount of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:13, Reply)
That and the weight of expectation draped around is £35million shoulders, I should imagine.
you can't blame Liverpool for taking such a massive punt on him, I guess, in the first half of that season he was phenomenal for Newcastle. I am still to be convinced that he actually wanted to leave, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:15, Reply)
He's made it fairly clear he wanted to stay at Newcastle, I think
The weight of expectation can't have helped at all, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:17, Reply)
Good bit of business on Ashley's part.
I think even Pardew would acknowledge that now, although he wasn't happy at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:18, Reply)
Supposedly, they originally wanted the £50 million we'd got for Torres, but that got argued down to £35 million
Either way, still a fucking huge amount of money
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
Oh, indeed.
What I'd do with £35million...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Buy two strikers for less than that who've been banging in the goals?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:22, Reply)
I was thinking more like
buying a mansion and renting rooms out to b3tans. A different bash every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:24, Reply)
To be fair to Carroll, he hadn't been doing too badly the season we bought him, 11 goals from 19 games isn't too shabby

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:27, Reply)
But the season before, he was no match for Nicky Maynard.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:28, Reply)
Maynard played 3 extra games, scored 2 extra goals
Not exactly a huge difference...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:30, Reply)
And Liverpool are rich with strikers who can score 2 in 3........

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:33, Reply)
The season before last, he was no match for Bill Maynard!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:32, Reply)
the Gaffer lolz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:34, Reply)
Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.
It makes me laugh how they bleat on about justice for the 96 (which I firmly agree with, there has to be answers) yet I've lost count of the amount of times I've seen Scousers jib into Craven Cottage without tickets. It's hilarious how un self aware they are.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:10, Reply)
Apparently, when Bristol City were in the first division back in the 1970s
They tried a similar trick.

It wasn't a success.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:11, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I don't care and I've done it a fair few times myself.
But my club hasn't suffered the tragedy they have due to overcrowding in a stadium and I'm not demanding justice for those that lost their lives in that awful incident.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:17, Reply)
To be fair, Jeff's team hasn't suffered from overcrowding in a stadium much lately.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:19, Reply)
If you were wearing a bow tie right now it'd be spinning round.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:22, Reply)
You've met me; can you honestly see me wearing a bow tie?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is very true.
If it wasn't for you taking that spare ticket off me, we'd have been a man down last season.

Next time you come down, bring your boots, I might be able to get you a game.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:23, Reply)
Ha ha.
I did really enjoy that afternoon, mind. Made a nice change.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:25, Reply)
It was a bit of fresh air.
And it got us out of the pub for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:27, Reply)
Indeed.
I think I may have to hit the sack, I've been up since 7 and haven't stopped all day, apart from for 90 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Night DG.
Regards to your Doris as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:29, Reply)
I'm home alone this week.
She was drafted onto a week's residential activity thing in Windermere with the school at the last minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:30, Reply)
Calm down, Baz, calm down.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jun 2012, 0:11, Reply)

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