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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i once had a guy that was above average, stick it in, then continued to try to shove it in
I'm like dude, you can't crawl in there
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
I'm like dude, you can't crawl in there
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
urggggh
i once had a guy whose idea of fingering was so fucking painful that he made everything seize up in self-defence. proper virgin school-boy technique. in agony i suggested that we move to shagging, but he then couldn't get it in AT ALL. instead of realising what he had done wrong, he demanded a blowie instead.
shudder.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
i once had a guy whose idea of fingering was so fucking painful that he made everything seize up in self-defence. proper virgin school-boy technique. in agony i suggested that we move to shagging, but he then couldn't get it in AT ALL. instead of realising what he had done wrong, he demanded a blowie instead.
shudder.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:15, Reply)
yeah, i was drunk
and polite
but when he repeated all the offences the next morning and declined several offers of a shower, i knew it was time to pick up my lapsed faith and go to confession.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
and polite
but when he repeated all the offences the next morning and declined several offers of a shower, i knew it was time to pick up my lapsed faith and go to confession.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)
See this is why life isn't fair
I'm a chef in the Kitchen, I bring home a decent wage, I've never been violent, I've never shit the bed, I'm clean, I trim my pubes just like it says in cosmo, I exercise regularly and am in good shape. But some shit in bed fingerbanger gets a blowie and I don't!
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I'm a chef in the Kitchen, I bring home a decent wage, I've never been violent, I've never shit the bed, I'm clean, I trim my pubes just like it says in cosmo, I exercise regularly and am in good shape. But some shit in bed fingerbanger gets a blowie and I don't!
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:24, Reply)
My ex a had a shirt that said "Ok,but wash it first" on it
She was ace.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
She was ace.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)
to be fair, this dude has to wake up every morning to the shit mediocrity of himself
i consider that enough punishment really
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
i consider that enough punishment really
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:37, Reply)
i bet before you he was with some girl who taught him to do it like that
and she fucken loved it, he's a retard for thinking it would work for every girl
but your a retard for not just showing him how to do it proper
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
and she fucken loved it, he's a retard for thinking it would work for every girl
but your a retard for not just showing him how to do it proper
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Yeh, My first sexual partner was a bit crazy in bed and liked all-sorts of weird stuff
I've since discovered that not all women like you to fuck them up the arse in Top Shop changing rooms and cum on their face.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I've since discovered that not all women like you to fuck them up the arse in Top Shop changing rooms and cum on their face.
( , Thu 21 Jun 2012, 15:41, Reply)
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