How's things?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Not bad
Mrs Upinblue is snoring loudly next to me on the sofa, which is ruining the record I am listening to a little. But I have beer, so it's not all bad.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

Were you on the job when she started snoring?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)

The only job I was on was the washing up.
We have two kids, b3th. I doubt if we'll ever have sex again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Shit.
Does that mean me and the old feller have a couple of kids hidden away somewhere?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:46, Reply)

No, you're just old.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I don't like you any more.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:55, Reply)

That's fair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Pretty good.
Spent all day on a training course. Tomorrow I have an interview for my Chartership. I went for a run, when I got back I had a message from a friend in Australia asking me to check up on her daughter (who is in London) as she has just had surgery and she was worried about her.

So I called her up and she was fine, very much a "Oh god my mother won't stop worrying".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Don't really know what a Chartership is, but good luck with that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Some professional hole-digging qualification?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I will be a Chartered Environmentalist.
It's a professional qualification. Basically they say I'm good enough to have some letters after my name and I pay them some money each year for the rest of my working life.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Are chartered environmentalists as dull as chartered accountants?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:56, Reply)

DULLER!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:58, Reply)

How dull
on a scale of one to larper?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I measure about 6.7 on the Cavy scale.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:01, Reply)

I assume by this
that the higher your score the more AWESOME AND INTERESTING you are
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Yes. And the more HAWT SEX you get.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:04, Reply)

how can I score so low on my own scale :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 22:06, Reply)