The next thing I'm wanting to do for charity involves jumping out of a plane
No idea when I'll do it, but I really do want to do a parachute jump.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Why not just do a parachute jump and then encourage your friends to be nicer and give a regular part of their income to charity?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:14, Reply)

because what his friends really want for their money
is a chance that he might die
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:16, Reply)

because he wants his friends to pay for him to do a parachute jump
You may as well be sponsored to go ona weekend break
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:17, Reply)

The whole concept of "doing things for charity" doesn't really stand up in my eyes.
If you want to run a long race, or climb a mountain, or whatever, then just do it for yourself, don't say "I'm running this for my dead pet sheep who got foot cancer" just fucking run it and feel good about yourself. Then give a small percentage of your income to a charity of your choice and encourage others to do the same.

So, Nakers, GIVE SOME OF YOUR FUCKING MONEY TO CHARITY YOU TIGHT CUNT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

If I do it to raise money for charity, it costs half the amount it would do than if I were doing it for no reason
So this way I can do it easier, and I can still raise money for charity, as I'm sure there's quite a number of people fond of the idea of me heading towards the floor at quite a high speed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:23, Reply)

So, as Nakers rightly pointed out "because he wants his friends to pay for him to do a parachute jump"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)

If that's the way you want to read into it, fine.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:25, Reply)

It's exactly how i see it, you want to do a paarhcute jump regardless of whether it is for charity or not
therefore you are looking to have a fun experience at the expense of your friends. I would LOVE to do a parachute jump, so it wouldd hardly be fair to ask people to pay as i'm not putting myself out at all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I did a parachute jump in australia.
It was awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

A sponsored jump would raise a not inconsiderable amount of money for charity, and I'd still have to pay a fair amount
If I do it entirely off my own back, no money goes to charity.

In a choice between the two, I'll take the charity option.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Makes sense.
And stop picking on AA.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I actually don't get why anyone would sponsor someone else to do a parachute jump.
It involves no effort whatsoever and is great fun. I can understand the logic in getting sponsored to do something hard, even though I don't agree with it, but why would I give you money to have a great time?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I gave your mum money to have a great time,
and was badly let down.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:43, Reply)

because he might die.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Also, this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Surely nobody seriously thinks that anyone might actually die doing a parachute jump?
If there was any significant risk involved then you wouldn't be able to do them in any developed country.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

but would that stoip you wishing?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-18825804
(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I was not involved in this.
That eyewitness is a liar.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)

The joy of knowing that between the plane taking off and actually having my feet on the floor, I'm going to be absolutely fucking terrified?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

But you won't be, you're a bit nervous in the plane
when you actually fall out of the door you shit yourself momentarily and then you feel frickin' awesome watching the world getting bigger as the wind rushes past you, and then once the parachute goes you're concentrating on avoiding crushing your balls in the harness you're wearing.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I'm a nervous flyer anyway, so it'll be a fair amount worse when I know I'll be falling out of the plane a few minutes later.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

This is really the worst that can happen.
www.theblaze.com/stories/skydiver-commits-suicide-by-shedding-parachute-at-8000-feet-over-ny-field/
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I'm actually surprised that you don't get one of your mates to hang around just out of site
while you take a small parachute jump to the till.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Sitting in a bathful of baked beans,
or dressing as doctors and nurses obviously doesn't apply. Because that's for fucking Comic Relief.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 12:24, Reply)