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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poncing about who will start a new thread
Why? Do the thing!
Do tell me why you minced about and wouldn't start a thread.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:55, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why? Do the thing!
Do tell me why you minced about and wouldn't start a thread.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 20:55, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THCj2AJuNVE
And hits the ball out off the park
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=THCj2AJuNVE
And hits the ball out off the park
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Is there some sort of tendering process I can go through?
I love so much your forms.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I love so much your forms.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)
I did one, couldn't be bothers to think of a question
You work in the sex industry, yes or no?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
You work in the sex industry, yes or no?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:02, Reply)
No, although it's an aspiration
I don't have sufficient qualifications.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
I don't have sufficient qualifications.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
That's just because you're astronomically fat
it makes him look normal sized, but it's like comparing Jupiter and Saturn, or comparing Saturn and Mars.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
it makes him look normal sized, but it's like comparing Jupiter and Saturn, or comparing Saturn and Mars.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Do you think I have time to compare my relative size to Plum? Really?
I'll tell you this though - get diagnosed with a big condition and you loose weight damned quick.
I've dropped 6 stone in a year.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I'll tell you this though - get diagnosed with a big condition and you loose weight damned quick.
I've dropped 6 stone in a year.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is the last straw, it really is.
I've been bullied and trolled all day, I can't take it no more.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I've been bullied and trolled all day, I can't take it no more.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Did you know your boyfriend is running a half marathon this weekend?
See what you and DiT have done to him?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
See what you and DiT have done to him?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
No, I don't know anything about his life because he has cut me off and never tries to get in touch.
Seriously, I'm quite upset.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Seriously, I'm quite upset.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Dunno about that
I'm a pretty good aim with a halfbrick but you're still posting.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I'm a pretty good aim with a halfbrick but you're still posting.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I live for chubby benders taking off their clothes so I can stuff fivers in their thongs.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I don't mince.
I glide gracefully from place to place.
And occasionally walk into things or fall over.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I glide gracefully from place to place.
And occasionally walk into things or fall over.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I wasn't here
I was meh about making a sandwich so I just had a salad, i.e. piled all the sandwich ingredients on a plate. Turned out lovely - some jalapeno hummus, some boursin, some mature cheddar, sliced red pepper, tomato, cucumber, baby spinach, pickle, and some chunks hacked off the roast ham joint.
OM NOM NOM etc.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I was meh about making a sandwich so I just had a salad, i.e. piled all the sandwich ingredients on a plate. Turned out lovely - some jalapeno hummus, some boursin, some mature cheddar, sliced red pepper, tomato, cucumber, baby spinach, pickle, and some chunks hacked off the roast ham joint.
OM NOM NOM etc.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Now you really need to be forced to live in Wolverhampton
Just for being a smug git
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Just for being a smug git
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
"is you a yankee?" "No Oim a Midlander"
doesn't really have the same ring.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
doesn't really have the same ring.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Have you ever tried to talk to somebody from Wolverhampton
HAVE YOU,HAVE YOU?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
HAVE YOU,HAVE YOU?
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I know people from Wolverhampton.
Some of them can read and everything.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Some of them can read and everything.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
lies
to be fair I worked with someone from The Dark Side, but she supported Ipswich so was alright.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
to be fair I worked with someone from The Dark Side, but she supported Ipswich so was alright.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Don't say teh I word round darth.
It's nearly as bad as the Derby word.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
It's nearly as bad as the Derby word.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I once got lost in Wolverhapton.
If it happens to you don't DON'T DON'T ask for directions, fucking half an hour the bastards
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
If it happens to you don't DON'T DON'T ask for directions, fucking half an hour the bastards
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
The Custard Bowl is full of shit, la la la la
Stand up if you hate the wolves etc
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Stand up if you hate the wolves etc
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
In other words
you're on thin ice, Hartles.
*points at own eyes*
*points at HH*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
you're on thin ice, Hartles.
*points at own eyes*
*points at HH*
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
They inspired this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ez8Nc7ZWw&feature=autoplay&list=LLUpJu1d-9PRrFna7EuGrC4A&playnext=6
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ez8Nc7ZWw&feature=autoplay&list=LLUpJu1d-9PRrFna7EuGrC4A&playnext=6
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 21:54, Reply)
If I still worked in a slaughterhouse I could make a hilarious meat-based pun that played on the different meanings of "mince".
Then again I've always been shit at puns, so I probably couldn't.
alright TD
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Then again I've always been shit at puns, so I probably couldn't.
alright TD
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Right - fuck you lot then. Bedtime.
I was going to leave you with a little thought about Hitachi's sums for Ferryhill but I can't be arsed. Work it out for yourselves.
I'll do it - imported expertise.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I was going to leave you with a little thought about Hitachi's sums for Ferryhill but I can't be arsed. Work it out for yourselves.
I'll do it - imported expertise.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
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