There are some right fucking mentalists on BBC2.
Tune in, or watch in catch up.

Who is the weirdest person you've ever worked with/known?

Alt: Pub Trivia.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:50, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sozz Jeffers
I am being forced to watch a film.

Turn on, tune in and cop out.

Goodnight
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Sup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Word Bobster.
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)

Grand thanks, another gold for eire. How's you

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I'm still third in the medal table.
I can wait for the new season to start. We haven't made any major signings, but I'm getting worried that I've not done enough Saturday lunchtime drinking.

I need to get back in the zone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

No football till the lynpics are over, k?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

I went to a friendly in the week.
That was a start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Why was it friendly? Did you get a little fiddle at half time?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

They pulled him off at halftime
badumtish
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Drew with Southampton.
Billy Sharp scored for them in stoppage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I watched the quarters and semis of the men's. Korea look good. Should win bronxe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

I am in a ROCK bar

( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)

God gave Rock and Roll to you.
Gave Rock and Roll to you.
Gave Rock and Roll to everyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Sigh
R C
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Sign
C C

Do I have to do everything?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Oooh.
You NINJA CUNT Apester.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

Do you wanna ninja 'sign'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

hahaha.
1-1
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

ok bar?ninja.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I've met Downs sloths quicker than you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

thats not a kind thing to say.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Sort my potatoes and I'll be nice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

If i take over your local,
And cook you nice potatoes with your roast every Sunday, will that do? I don't want to take on the whole industry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

It's a deal

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I'm watching the hopping
sorry, Taekwondo.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)

They need to lose the padding the bent poofs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

It's for automatic scoring you divot.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

If they dipped their fists in glue and then broken glass then we could see when they get a hit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

and they should be naked

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

and armed with dildos, 1 point if you twat your opponent in the face
5 points if you 'penetrate'
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Evening Lighty.
I'm missing my football fix.

Have you adopted a 'second club' in London yet for those Tuesday nights when you fancy a bit of live footy, anywhere near Orient or owt like that?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Football is on EVERY night though!
Premier league, fa cup, carling cup, champions league any others for the good clubs?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Have I fuck
I shall just watch highlights of past triumphs.

GO JADE
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

You wait.
It'll get to November, you'll be miles away from a decent Baggies game and you'll end up going to watch Charlton or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Pfft
the internet will provide.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Also
Yohan Blake on BBC One: "I just want to big up Birmingham and London. You guys have been great. Birmingham people, you guys took care of us and we have to give you all the respect, Birmingham..."

Usain Bolt, interrupting: "Oh yeah, Birmingham people! When we had camp they were extremely great to us. They showed us a lot of love and thank you, guys. You guys helped us to come out here and do our best."

Warren Weir, interrupting: "Shout out Birmingham!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

They meant Burnham

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I'm sure he also said
"No English, 100% patois"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I'm thinking as soon as the Olympics is over, it'll be time for teh pre-season friendlies.
i should really adopt a team, myself. My own team in the Scottish league is monumentally shite, so it would be ncie to have a premier team to watch occasionally.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

KICK HER IN THE FUCKING HEAD!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)

It's just standing on one foot kicking at each other like girls...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

That was really shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

the other version (ITF)
has more punching in as well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

What a dick she has a welsh flag, how can an entire country be pricks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

they all wander round with those things

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)

its not even the real welsh flag

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Subjugated 'nations' shouldn't even have flags

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

SHE SMASHED SOME CHINA THERE AND NO MISTAKE
She judged it to a Tea.

And then she drove a line of fucking tanks over her opponent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

This is the best one

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Never a bad time for a Tianamen Square analogy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

not enough racialism

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Or smoking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I bet that made her eyes slitty, that sort of thing?
I'm above that, it's all about dredging up things they'd rather forget.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Andy was a strange man,
He lived above one of the pubs I worked in a while back. He was in to scream therapy, used to hold sessions upstairs. Made for some weird mornings opening the pub on ny own and all of a sudden you'd just hear muffled screams through the ceiling.
Thinking about it now, he may have been a murderer.

The word "pub" although thought by many to derive from the word public house, actually came from the word pube. You would prove you were old enough to drink by showing your pubes. The original publicand, or pube licensees were a scary bunch of perverts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Evening Andy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

I don't like what you're implying here Jeff,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Sorry Andy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)

a couple of years ago,
A bet was made to see if a friend of mine could get everyone we knew in the local to call me Leslie, to this day a few people still do, and on the condom machine in the pub it says in black marker "marko is from now on known as Leslie" I was sad about my name being changed. I felt bullied and under mined, please don't bring those memories here, don't make them call me Andy, please Jeff...please.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Evening, benders.
I know some right weirdos. They tend to be the most interesting people.

We do, however, know a bloke called 'Low Life Jon' who spends his entire year working cash in hand at various festivals, hippy communes and fetish parties. He's like the 3rd most wanted person in Britain by the Islamic miltant websites. Knows the Koran backwards and forwards, and will have indepth arguments with anybody about interpretation of scripture. He's also a Welsh Mormon (lapsed) and is always banging on about Peak Oil and self sufficiency.

alt: try Nuts magazine.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

So in a nutshell.
You know Monty (who is telling you porkies about being Welsh).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)

he sounds hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Only cos someone set him on fire for being a flea ridden hippy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)

If you look through my fb friends, he should be fairly easy to spot.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Night all!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Hercules is much better.
He got up for the first time in three days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)

:D

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:56, Reply)

I'm still giving him antibiotics though.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:58, Reply)

Anyone still up?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Gaylords.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)

IWIN
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 1:12, Reply)