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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The day after a lunchtime 'team building'* meeting where I was the only one who ordered seafood...
...'Can't come in today, daredn't be more than six feet from a toilet' - worked a treat, no-one wanted to question me further. Had a great day faffing about on t'interweb.

Alt: It's a beautiful day, Ihope it carries on into the weekend and you all have a great and relaxing time.

*Read 'An utter pointless and patronising waste of my time to the point where I was actually contemplating punching the MD square in the mouth'
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
By faffing about on t'interweb
You mean cry wanking all day don't cha?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Of course
And your point is? Right this minute I'm sitting here stark naked except for some strategically placed pieces of stippled latex and clothespegs, slathered in a mixture of KY and patchouli oil, but then who amongst us isn't?
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
I am, and I'm in the office.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Now THAT'S what I call a real dress-down Friday!

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)
No point in just loosening one's tie.

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
There still have to be standards
Your latex colour shouldn't clash with the clothespegs, for example. Just simple ettiquette stuff really, don't drip KY on someone else's paperwork and any spurts should bo on one's own monitor, and cleaned up before hometime.
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)

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