I don't make up excuses to get out of work
If I need time off I am able to book it off as paid holiday.
This seems to work fairly well for both me and my employer.

Alt: Cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Similarly
Last time I went to hospital I told my boss I needed a day off as I was undergoing minor surgery. He seemed to accept this as a reasonable excuse for time off. What a world eh??
(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)

terrible ain't it,
I had to take 2 months off after a nasty accident, and I still got paid due to my longevity within the company. It's a wonder the world still spins.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?
Watch where you are fucking going!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Injured in an accident that was your fault?
Blame someone else and claim thousands of pounds you dole scum cunt fart.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

When will David CameWRONG learn
That paying people for being loyal and hardworking is RUINING the fabric of this great nation. IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK THEY SHOULDN'T BE FORCED TO!
(Kid Presentable, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)