I'm no scientist
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i ninjad it.
Sorry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Ah well
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

There's always 6. the DP option.
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

One in each hole I can understand
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I imagine there's a chafage consideration there, too

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Probably why porn actors are waxed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I've always had kroney down as an ass to mouth kindof guy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I would just liek to point out that I'm crippingly hungover
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

You should ensure that it is cleaned before putting it in your mouth then.
and watch that gag reflex.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1700291
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You should probably google for 2 girls one cup then.
cheer you up no end.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I just want to know what they're all supposed to do with their legs.
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

That's not actually real
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Yeah, I know
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yes, it is..
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

High fives and winks
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

A towelling down and a pep talk

( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

The important thing is that he pads it out to a full page, convoluted simile-ridden, made up story for qotw.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I should let my old mate Yorkshire Rob loose on /QOTW.
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

R.I.P. FrankSpencer
4eva in our harts
( Kroney, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

His story about bible camp is one of the funniest things I've read.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Frankspencer's sex lies weren't really painted as anything but that though, were they?
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

That's what set them a class apart.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Unfortunately "screwed by the man" has finished

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Also, morning badgo.
Long time, no see. How are you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Hey tangles.
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Get you and your international jet-setting lifestyle.
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

My legs are tired
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

That's not a typing error, is it?
You keep a log of your running?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Darth gets rid of his in some bushes I hear

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)

It's not as much fun as it sounds.
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)