alt:
i say, steady on, old chap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Is that what the vibrator would say as it was inched slowly towards your ex's twitching sphincter?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

oh fair play
that actually got a real life LOL

although it reminded me of the talking one that my friend had once (she was an ann summers rep; it wasn't hers, as such!). horrific.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

What did it say?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

all kinds of stupid shit in an american accent
things like "this feels so good" and "i'm so hard for you"

we used to like calling people up and playing it down the phone to them. we were really mature for 23.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Sexeh!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

it was every bit as sex-eh
as the men's underpants with the animals that neighed or baa'ed or whatever when you lifted up the bit at the front (my mind goes blank as to what that should be called, a sporran or something)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

cock pouch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)