Something about custard creams

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Them gingernuts can GTFO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Have you calmed down now Harters?
You were a right mincing prissy queen on Friday night.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I don't like you Plum Simple
NOW FUCK OFF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)

You mean you don't like the pixels on a screen?
NOW SHIT THE FUCK OFF.

*trembles*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Now now boys
Play nicely
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)

He started it sir!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Detention
Both of you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)

But sir! Get to fuck sir!
He follows me around sir! Trying to show off and impress the big boys sir! But he just looks like a wally sir!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I'll fucking finish it!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Get him B3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I was talking to both of you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I know I saw it
NOW GET HIM B3TH
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Alright Harters
Nobody likes a bully, I have an especial hatred for weaselly little bullying fucks.

I'll see you down the bottom of the playing fields after double physics. Square go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I think I know what I mean
I really don't like you.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

I'm unsure what you mean.
Can you explain please, but spell it correctly?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)

this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1701143
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)

So why exactly do fat biffers gravitate toward metal and 'alternativeness'?
That was an autocomplete that is tangentianally appropriate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Yawns.
Simple statement "I do not like you"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)

I just find you amusing.
In the same way I find Peter Hitchens amusing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)

You know what?
You're allowed to just not talk to each other, if you hate each other that much.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)

He's always chipping in on my convo's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)

You I would gladly beat the living shit out of if ever I did happen upon you in RL

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)

cor, threats of violence, online as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)

What's the world coming to, eh Rory?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)

nobody ever comes out of the scenario of 'in the highly unlikely event of me ever seeing you, especially as I don't know your name or what you look like or anything important like that then I'd totally kung fu kick you to death, even though I'm quite weak
and feeble and haven't had a fight since fouth year' looking very well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Heheheheheheee
I like this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Yeah I can just see it now unfolding down York Tesco Metro 'Are you Plumdozer ???? I'm Hartley Hare and I've travelled all the way from Luton because of something wot you typed on teh internet and I'm gonna kick your arse'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Lutonlolz
Go fish.
Come on Rory I'm no Emvee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Captain Caveys already found you, first sniff of cock and she's tracked her next victim down

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)

She turns her Ex-boyfriends gay TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Sorry Rory
But you have a sense of humour as does battered, I honestly think you have no malice in you. I'm a good judge of people.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Hahahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!!!
*breathes*
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)

stop harshing out on me here

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Lungcapacitylolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Sarcastic POTD

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)

Nope I mean it
Scouts honour
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Oh dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)

battereds never been funnny, I know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)

So you're admitting it?
You are Battered, coolest poster on B3ta?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I hereby give Andrew full authority to post my pictures, in a new thread and everything

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Andrew?
WTF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

*readies wank bank*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)

pedololz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

TOGGLES front

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)

woggles, aren't they?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)

RACIST

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)

hahaha!
very good.

Baby ones, I guess?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)