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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LOL?
1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I quite like number 5, but the rest aren't great.
Tim Vine jokes never work well on their own anyway. It's the cumalitive effect of so much nonsense that keeps his act from being completely dreadful.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Tim Vine jokes never work well on their own anyway. It's the cumalitive effect of so much nonsense that keeps his act from being completely dreadful.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I was going to say something similar but couldn't think of a funny way to do it
I see you had the same problem.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
I see you had the same problem.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
You should know by now that I never let being unfunny get in the way of posting.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Fucking bunch of lazy ne'erdowells around here, can't be bothered to make the required response.
( , Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
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