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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd been living in London for a couple of weeks
before the growing realisation that I'd never seen a goods train on the Underground made me realise that the announcer wasn't informing me that there was a goods service operating on all lines.

Last thing you misheard? Last misconception that lasted rather longer than it should have?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:19, 106 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What's that? You'd never seen a good sprain on the underground?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
No
but I have seen breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
i like breasts

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
As do I Broadsword, as do I

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)
you appear to be an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
damned by faint praise

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
Appearances can be deceptive.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
can be

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbzPYA6dvWg
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
you've created a paradox and broken the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
You can't create a paradox without first having one to copy.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Good film that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is going really well isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
you should post more pictures of your shed, do you have any internal shots?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Not that are suitable for work

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
*zips up*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I'm too busy fighting off women with a shitty stick to post in this thread
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
are you an African bum cleaner?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I once saw this train that was really low down, like, the roof of it was only a few feet higher than the platform.
And it had a caridge that looked like a lab or a kitchen or something; stainless steal tables and stuff.

I couldn't get my phone out in time.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
it's for the dwarves that maintain the underground tunnels

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
Cool thread bro.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
OT's a fucking riot today.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
BAN HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)
I heard someone say that they were going to sell the NHS to the poor countries to make money
But that must have been a joke.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I heard someone say that they were going to use the expertise of the NHS in specific areas to open hospitals in other countries
This would drive revenue for the NHS and provide world class health care to the countries involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
For a profit.
Which is against the entire ethos of the NHS, you're expecting the DfH to run 2 parallel organisations with totally different ideals. Recipe for disaster.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Surely the ethos of the NHS is to provide the best possible health care "free of charge" to british citizens
if more money can be put into the system to support it then why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Because it's a waste of time and a distraction.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)
God knows, yesterday you didn't want to give more housing to poeple and today you want to cut NHS funding
I dunno Chompy, you're turning into a bit of a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I was all for the plans yesterday.
I want the NHS to do what it's good at not changing every 6 months for the sake of headlines.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
at least the NHS have stopped selling off all their sports fields

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
They were talking about that on the radio last night.
Something about they done one in Dubai that made half a million for the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)
So about enough to run a small GPs office for 6 months?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:19, Reply)
A small GPs office that can help out how many people over those 6 months?
Even if it only made like 50k, it's still a year's wages that didn't exist before.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
blimey it's deathly dead on here today
maybe we should have a moob-off or something?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
you first

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
M oobs
needs M en

not birds!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
You're welcome, by the way.
No really, it's fine. It's only my living.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
you make a living with your moobs?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Are you on your period or something today?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)
IF YOU DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
*gives up*
*buys flowers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1694315
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
i think he might be pregnant

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This explains the "kite"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Nic Cage was good in that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)
mmmm, hairy moobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
I enjoyed him in Con Backhair

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Is this thing on?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
rub it a little harder

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
No, not there.
A little to the right... down a bit...

Oh, for fuck's sake, I'll do it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
*smokes cigarette*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
He's probably got the map upside down.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
you just need to keep going until you find a stream then find the path worn by previous travellers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Wait, did I just have cybersex with b3th?
Can I see the pictures too?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Woop!
I've just managed to remove all of the shit bits from my job and keep all the good bits without losing any pay at all.

I am rather pleased about this and have celebrated in true northern style with a stottie full of chicken and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
I think everyone's left, Sporters

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
fucksocks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Everyone dead?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
Says you with that name?
I'm not dead.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
I'm not dead, just bfighting with Excel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Fighting with silly customers at the moment
"If I copy the live system to the demo system, will I still have the data in the demo system?"

"Errrr, no"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
O_o

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You are smug, is what you are

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Today, I shall eat croissant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
I hope you have a really spotty face for your next wedding

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is great but I'm not sure why

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
*crosses fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)
FUCKING CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Not you. Users.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
haha!
*IT high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I fucking hate these dickheads.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
See above for my woes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
Seriously I support an entire company full of
Naked Apes and rachelswipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Oi! I fixed swipes email earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
you need to get over your ex, seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Factually accurate
but currently irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
I am not a cunt. I resent that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

nt mble
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
What the fuck's a cumble?
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Apple or blackcurrant?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Apple and Blackberry obviously
blackcurrants are sueful only in the making of Ribena
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
You're a cunt cow.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
*puts on rubber glove to my armpit*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
you mean pick don't you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
dob him in to flathead fisher

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
So tempted. BEEEEEEEEEETH!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Afternoon
Has there been a mass B3tan culling again
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
*loads elephant gun*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
*Runs like buggery*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

like buggery 4 yards before collapsing in a lardy heap of sweat and asthma
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
That was almost me on sunday morning
Apart from it was rowing
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
*preps harpoon*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
*dives for the ice hole*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
B3tan cull? what is this?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Fat sea birds that steal your chips

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Like an Ostrich sized bluetit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)
It's ignore 3.0
if someone ignores you, you can't see their posts or the posts of anyone else who saw the orignial posts because they could also be upset
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Ignore 4.0 should be if you ignore someone they automatically get a weeks banning.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I'm bored of Tuesday so I'm going home, bye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Pub now
'Bye all, it's been real.
Word.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

dsirijus.tumblr.com/post/29826465855/controlling-positive-feedback-loops-in-online
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

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