Christenings are pointless
Tell them this, thereby giving them the gift of reason.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That wouldn't go down well.
The child's grandmother is one of those frightful public school types that still calls her parents 'mummy' and 'daddy' even though she's over sixty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I call mine mater and pater

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

mater Cock hungry filthslut
pater The Gimp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

He's The Gimp
She's a cock hungry filthslut. Together - they fight crime!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Even more reason why you should shake things up

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I don't see what is wrong with that*


*My wife does that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Oh dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

That would really REALLY bother me
But hey...she's not my wife. Good luck to you.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Doesn't bother me at all. Married a posh bird innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

and evryone knows they're filthy.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Maybe I'd get used to it, who knows

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

theres a lot of it in Ladypigs circle of old school mates,
I went along for their 10 year reunion, and wanted to stab eyes out after about an hour.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Yes
I'm taking a slightly more buddhist approach to life these days. These people may not share my experiences, what brings me joy or pain, the things we worry about are probably different. But it doesn't make their struggle any less significant than my own. Unless they're coloured of course.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

gaaaaaaaaaay

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

You're entitiled to that opinion
Unless of course you're coloured.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I wouldn't give a shit about what the grandparents thought.
It's my fucking child, not theirs. People are such pussies.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I really hope it isn't your child.
That would make for awkward family gatherings.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

It might be
I've got a rep, yo
( Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)