dude you don't get jesus a present on his birthday, you don't get sheds a present at shedmas
but maybe a cordeless drill, a groundbreaker thing, or an schoolgirl slave
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You obviously don't know many schoolgirls.
They're lazy as fuck and always complaining about something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

they work if you smack 'em up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

In my experience
they usually just start shouting about how you can't touch them and they know their rights and their mum says they don't have to DO your stupid homework and you can't give them a detention because they've got a nut allergy or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)

god you're BORING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

I've just purchased a new cordless: DeWalt 18v with two batteries for £99.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

the one with the 80mm dildo attachment?
sweet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It's a real eye-waterer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)