I'm not saying anything about the brides family or nothin, but you should consider placing an amnesty bin for 'lost' wallets in their hotel for when they're leaving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm spending a week in Romania
I'm taking a Police bribery float with me.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You'll be a prince amongst peasants

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

During the Olympics the Romanians not only got gold, silver & bronze, they also managed to nick some copper and lead from round the back of the stadium.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My wallet's going to be in my front pocket the entire week.
I don't even care if that insults them.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I've never carried my wallet in my back pocket
The thought never even occurred to me to do so as it is on its face an incredibly stupid thing to do with absolutely no benefit.

Just saying, like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)