one place I temped wouldn't allow men to wear shorts
we asked why, they said "Well there were these guys who came in wearing shorts and went out at lunchtime and got drunk..."

OK, we said, so how did that lead to not being allowed to wear shorts?

"well, they were wearing shorts"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:37, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Excellent logic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

ha ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Brilliant
And one of them had an iPhone on him....NO MORE iPHONES!!!
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I bet they were black

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Monty isn't here, so there's no point trying to impress him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Oh MFOTFABL

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I give up

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Moved Foot On The Floor A Bit Laughing.
I'm going to see Monty this weekend. How shall I mock him?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

If you're eating put a 12% tip then go to the toilet
check the tip afterwards.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Shall I offer to buy him a drink
but then only get him a half "so he doesn't feel bad about only being able to afford a small drink for me"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Buy shit tons of drinks on a Tab
and just say "so we'll just split it yeah?"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:01, Reply)

insist on sharinga cab to an overpriced bar miles away

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:03, Reply)

sharinga cabs are the most expensive you fool!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)

the muslamics won't be happy until all our cabs are sharinga

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)

that girl witht he pony facebook photos
had a massive ding-dong the other day cos nicky minaj had some muslamic words in a song

bitch be crazy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)

All bitches are trippin'

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)

for looking like the bastard offspring of Eric Idle and a spaniel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)

i'm filling his quota

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)

At our primary school they wouldn't let the boys wear bermuda shorts or the girsl wear cycling shorts (i don't know why the girls wanted to wear cyclng shorts, they just did)
and the logic was that some old men have perved on some girls wearing cycling shorts.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

*heads for this weeks QOTW*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)

'some old men'
means male teachers were discussing it in the staff room
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:59, Reply)