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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm gonna fucking burn down the pizza joint near work.I schlapped a fucking pizza all the fucking way home. ALL THE WAY HOME. That was a bus and two trains. And all the way through fucking waitrose while I get myself ingredients for the goodies I'm going to make for tomorow's get-together. FUCKING PIZZA, it's not got any gorgonzola and it doesn't have any salami. I fucking paid £3.50 extra for that shit, "Mama Meeayah, it's the economy, the spicy s'alamai ala gor'gon'zola. Its-a tooh much, we gotta charge extra. My kids, they barely eat as it is. My son, hes'-a retarded" the fucking italian twat told me. So I paid £3.50 for that stuff. Lugged it all this way. Got home only to find it was missing the two most key ingredients that I wanted in the pizza.
I swear man, he gives italians like Mario and Luigi a bad name.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Poor Gonz.And that, friends, is what they call 'First World Problems'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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Do people get clinical depression in the third world?You never hear about a starving ethopian with bulemia and "daddy issues".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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