Have we discussed this stupid arsed story yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-19396019

Fucking waste of time and money. Why would you give an interview saying "yeah it's definatly a lion or maybe a big cat or something" now for the rest of your life you'll be "that" couple, the retards who thought that they saw a lion.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I felt it had an extra level of stupid added to it by the policeman interviewed on the radio yesterday
who when dismissing the liklihood of it being a lion, then went on to say that he was a believer in the 'Essex Panther' or some shit, so thought it was more likely to be that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Take one look at that photo and you know they were no where near close enough to properly judge it's size.
Fucking walk a bit closer, rather than call the police you stupid fucks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)

It's clearly a dog for a start
so that rather fucks their argument into a cocked hat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

My first thought was "sheep"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)

no, but he said "it was about the size of two sheep"
so I'd be inclined to go for "two sheep"

Either way, it's certainly not a lion and it's pretty definitely not even feline, from that picture.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Essex Panthers are like The Black Panthers
they're all about getting equal rights for orange people
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

ORANGE POWER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

There were no UFO's to photograph, so they took a picture of a lion instead
Mind you, it will put St Osyth on the map, as a must go to holiday destination.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I've been there
It won't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

So have I in 1978, I don't supposed its changed much.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

It definitely wasn't a fucking lion
the world is full of retards, Chompy. Retards. They're only fitting in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

*stollen*
I wouldn't be seen dead in Essex, some animals have no pride.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Lovely fruitcake

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)