right, ok take a look a the following agreement
and let me know whether you think any reversal of the agreement is implied in the text, i.e. should participant A renege on their end of the deal he will have to perform said task for participant B, rather than B doing it to A as expressly written;

agreement made between Malcolm **** and Quentin **** made on Weds 15/1/12 at 17:15pm

Should Malcolm **** win the National Lottery/Euro Millions jackpot (all 6 balls) on either a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday, then Quentin will be liable to rim his anus and push his tongue inside of the rectum as far as it may possibly go for a minimum time of ten minutes.

Signed

Quentin

Malcolm

2 x Witnesses

So what do you reckon? any recourse, could I turn this back on him? He's giving up on the idea that he might win the lottery already.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i think it's absolutely watertight
however, i think you should stop denying yourself, scrap the lottery fiction, and just go down on his ass, boy.

you know you want to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i most certainly do
but I WANT to be able to force him to rim my bum too
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

oh
then what you have drafted will not get you your desire.

i suggest tearing it up and getting him drunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

hmm, might have to do the getting him drunk bit and re-sign an amendment

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

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( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)