I just got in
Am gleeful to find prince of thieves on 5, I fucking love that film. I have to stay up to watch it, even though I have the DVD - why?

I love a bit of chilli. I always add fresh chillis and blue cheese to any pizza, and stir jalapeños into any ready meal.

On this diet I am only allowed salt, black pepper and red Tabasco; I get through bottles of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You'd be better off watching the DVD, surely, and skipping the ad breaks?
Then you could go to bed earlier.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)

It just doesn't work that way
God Morgan freeman is a legend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)

No, it does, honestly.
Insert DVD into player.

Press 'play' on interactive menu.

Watch film, missing all the shitty adverts.

Go to bed before film actually ends on crappy commercial TV station.

Profit!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:27, Reply)

This assumes levels of logic that I simply do not possess

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Many's the time I have found myself starting to watch a film on commercial TV
then after ten minutes thought "Hang on, I've got the DVD, I can watch this any fucking time I want," and going off and having a wank instead.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:39, Reply)

if you get one of those fancy boxes that record live tv,
Set it to record, turn over to babestation for a bit, have wank, flick back, go to where you started recording, and if you've had one of those fancy long wanks, you should have accrued enough time to fast forward through the adverts. Whole enterprise complete without ever getting off the sofa, and you get to stay up late.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:53, Reply)

That's a pretty extreme diet.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I was thinking that.
The litres of water swipey must go through to combat the thirst; Christ, she'll be pissing like a racehorse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Ha!
Those are the tastiest bits believe me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 22:35, Reply)