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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm off out in a bit,
Going to go engage in my favourite past-time, and get all greasy under a car. What's your favourite past time? Are you a pub sitter, or a an outdoors type? or maybe you like to rape people.

Alt; Young edgy Vag has put me on ignore, anyone got you on ignore? Why?

Altalt; Had a little think about lunch yet?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:46, 94 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like beer gardens.
But I think bbqs are my favourite past time.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Yeah,
I love a good barbecue. Meaty meaty yum yum.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Meat is obviously the centerpiece
but the other non meat bits are too often overlooked.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
if you say potato salad you're going on ignore.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I mean, good bread, olives, nice salad
good cheese for burgers not the "cheese like" slices you get.
Grilled peppers and onions on kebabs. Baked potatoes in the coals.
Good selection of condiments, salsa, dips etc etc.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
I'm with you there matey,
totally with you.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
+ beers wines and spirits

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
+ YOUR MUM

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Spirits at a bbq?!?!
you bent spastic.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Oh do wind your neck in.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
alright vag,
how you doing?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I'm alright, Windy Pig.
How are YOU doing?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Good,
got a nice afternoon planned, just got to decide where to go for lunch, then off to the garage. I think I'll have the car finished and back on the road by tonight.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I'm genuinely glad to hear/read that.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
so, are you taking me off ignore for good?
or is this like us trying it again, you know, nothing official, just see where it goes?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
It's up to you, kiddo.
I'm easier than your mum after a bottle of sherry and a well-timed wink.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)
For the record,
i still think you're a bit of a prick.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I assure you the feeling is entirely mutual.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

i a
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
ladies and gentleman,
TWOOOOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!!!!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
*riverboat song*

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
who is Vag?
my favourite pastime is baking or drawing.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
what do you bake popps?
Cakes, pies, bread, heroin?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
I'm going to guess cakes.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
i get this.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Cakes, pastries, muffins.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
SEND ME SOME!!!
THEN MARRY ME!! BUT SEND CAKES FIRST!!!!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Nah can't be stuffed.
I'd rather bake for me.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
Snowboarding would be my favourite if I could do it all the time, probably pub otherwise
No one has me on ignore, I'm awsome
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
it true,
*votes naked ape for top bloke*
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
In your face cruel cruel world

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
bobby has you on 2.0

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I like to sort out M&M's and then throw them at beggars.
I think 30+ people have me on ignore, the internet fail shitcunts.
QOTW, upset at the world since 2003
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
you're a terrible, terrible bully.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

terrible sexy
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'm a shocking person and no mistake.
really though, as far as /talk goes I'm a snuggly cuddle uppet.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
i actually own a cuddle uppet.
Ladypig got me one for my birthday.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
wel get you mr lah-de-dah fancy pants.
that was nice of her, she's too good for you p-dawg.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
she really is,
if she ever finds out that i wipe my cock on her favurite cushions after special time, i'll be in some serious trouble.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I think the best thing to do is just agree with everything she says.
if she ever shows any displeasure, fall to your knees and sob "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. I CAN CHANGE, I CAN CHANGE!!!!"
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
haha, yeah good call.
oh man, really want to see that now.

it's 106 miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

hit it.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I accidentally bought the extended version of that on dvd
I was overjoyed. It was about 30 minutes longer.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
holy shit!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
It's brilliant
Buy it...buy it now.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)
AARRRRGGGHHHHH I NEED IT NOOOOOOOOW!!!!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I've got zero beeta friends and fifty plus ignoring me
A lesser soul would surely have wilted by now
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
ROUND THEM UP INTO SHEDS AND BURNS DEM YO!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
THEIR LOSS THEY DON'T GET TOO ROFFLE AT MY AWESUMS POSTS

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)
U IZ MADE UN LOL!!!!!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
I have three friends, crack house, legless and err me

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
You've got your wife and child at the end of the day mate, you're the real winner on this board

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Tru fax
You always make me feel better Rory, you're like an Internet Clare Rayner
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
+oak floor

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I think some birds or bats have shat down my chimney :(

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:26, Reply)
Bat shit looks a lot like
Mouse shit but is drier,

FACT OF THE DAY RIGHT THERE FOLKS
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Painting or bbq's
I have naked ape on ignore because he is a ponce.

Alt alt: just woken up, it's breakfast time.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)
nakkers is a true gentleman, and a ponce.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Alpen it is.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Beer garden on a sunny afternoon
alt: not sure, how do you tell, wrong reply count?

altalt: pasta of some sort, probly.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
logout innit.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)
ah.
don't think so then.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Apparently about 5 people have me on ignore
But I'm assuming they're not here anymore. Probably killed themselves when they realised I'm the most thrilling person here.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I think this is why you never reply to crakpotl's posts.
I had wondered.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Haha, seriously?
All I ever do is say how much I miss the guy! Wow, is HE over-sensitive.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
Favourite pastime?
That all depends - I like playing guitar with mates (cue strikethroughs) I like drinking, I like dining with my G/F. If I could incorporate all of these it would probably be at a BBQ where one of the other joys of existence, namely big lumps of dead animals cooked over fire, can also be found.
Alt: Anyone got me on ignore? DFKDFC
Altalt: Lunch will be a liquid one probably - purely to get the creative juices flowing for the powerpoint presentation* I STILL haven't done!

*Much like my ex-wife's lingerie the brief is too wide. Aithangyew.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
i like pub beer gardens in the sunshine
and being anywhere near the sea. preferably a warm turquoise one with white sand, chilled towels and hot waiters bringing cocktails, but i can get on board with moody stormtossed waters too. i have never raped anyone, but i have just once experienced sex that was so inept that rape would have been more satisfying.

alt: nobody with a braincell.

altalt: yes, i have a litre of chilled evian and a peanut-flavoured meal replacement bar. delicious AND nutritious.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
oh swipe, you and your rape fantasies!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
i can't even be mad budgie lady any more
the silly thing only went and died yesterday :((
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
poor little blighter. spent it's entire life with empty wine bottles crashing against the cage
and losing its feathers from being screamed at every day :(
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)
wine is for pussies
we like VODKA
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
we? oh swipey :(

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)
That's why she clashes with chompy so much

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
all she wants is to rape chompy, is that so much to ask?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
now hang on
there's rape fantasies and then there's bespectacled moonfaced penpushers. what kind of sick individual do you think i am?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)
the kind that get shat on after sex?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
hang on, i thought we all learned yesterday
that it's not OK to refer to something in my public profile for purposes of poking and/or lol-arity.

i'm just going to have to go to the mods now. sorry, but you've brought it on yourself.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
there are no shitcunt mods on OT
THERE IS NO LAW HERE, IT'S CHAOS MAN!!!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)
whoah there, b3th aint no shitcunt
more of a fat heifer
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
b3th is your mod?
hahahahaha, fucking hell.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
She has the amazing skillzorz of editing offending posts and that's it, she has to go get celebrity paedo Scaryduck to administer vicious bannings

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
OI! Fuckwit.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
I love cooking, always cheers me up.
Did a BBQ pork and tomato dish on Monday night, and a lazy curry last night (Chop vegetables, add with chicken and sauce to slow cooker, turn on, leave overnight), and I'm making a chilli early next week. I am also rather fond of sitting in my local with a nice pint. The only times I tend to sit outside are when I'm at a pub with a decent place to sit, of which there are few round here. (well, that you'd actually want to be in, anyway)

Alt: No idea.

AltAlt: The aforementioned pork dish.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)
I don't know, Pigso. I just don't know.
I find this whole business of people ignoring one another or getting stepped or flouncing or whatever all rather distressing.
I think if we could all just hold hands or something we'd all feel a lot better, y'know?

Alt: Saddest day of my life when I discovered that Quentin had me on ignore. I know he has his reasons and that it will all be worth it when he completes his amazing experiment, but I just miss the little guy.

Altalt: Yesterday I had what I thought was a quite interesting lunch and I got nothing but criticism for it. Today I have the slightly less interesting: sandwich and some fruit I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW MARK MORRISONS PRISON SHOES??
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Xbox time probably
Living the geeky shutin life TO DA MAX

Alt: I'm nowhere near nasty enough to warrant ignoring, which is a nice way of saying dull

AltAlt: I'm thinking about Friday's lunch, the next lunch to be worthy of the name lunch
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
alright darth, you fantasical queersicle you.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Well this is why I don't understand why people have me on ignore
I'm not abusive to anyone, really.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
perhaps it's because you're not funnier than michael mcintyre and stewart lee.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)
So you're saying that people are offended by my flagrant false advertising?
Jeez, I really need to up my game.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
you need a new strategy hatters
let's clear our thoughtspace and call in a new storm
run some ideas up the flagpole and see how they fly
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Yeah, we need an enitrely new paradigm shift
But we should be careful to take a belt and braces approach, otherwise it'll be all smoke and mirrors.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
we need to get some traction under the gritty data

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I do need to change my sig though
This one is relevant anymore
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Some people see the wearin of two hats as sacrilegious to their faith
Its against the laws of nature man!
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
If wearing two hats is wrong
I don't wanna be right
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
do you wear them on top of each other or at two opposing jaunty angles?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:18, Reply)
Sometimes
Or I wear one on my head and one hanging from my belt, or sticking out of the back pocket of my chinos.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)
I bet you have all your mobile phones strapped to your belt too

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)
3 mobile and 2 pagers

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)
you need a utility belt.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)
man i wish i could upload photos
my friend's brother is the editor of the local liverpool echo. two big headlines on top of each other:

CLUBLAND MURDERERS IN COURT

and underneath:

KILLERS TO PLAY THE ARENA

mwa ha ha
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
It's funny because 'the killers' are shit

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

My favourite pastime these days is sleeping. That and computer games.

I think I may be turning into a teenage boy.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)
Better have a wank then

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Another one?
Alright, if you insist.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
left handed, though.
gotta keep sharp.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:21, Reply)
Good car greasing there, Windy.
What's the vehicle of choice?

I like to sit in outdoor pubs. But mostly I like to ski or sail depending on the weather. But cunts won't pay me to do the former and being paid to do the latter just involves delivering rich wanker's yachts.

Alt: I don't think anyone is ignoring me but I've got no idea.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
*puts fingers in ears*
'la la la la la la la'
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
the only person I know who has me on ignore is that jahled guy from /board who could've bought /talk when it was closed down
I'm not certain I've ever even spoken to him, I'm scared I'm missing out on people making fun of my shoes :(
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Pics pls

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:48, Reply)

i47.tinypic.com/317if5u.png
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Phwoooar
Eh?

Phwoooar
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)
I'm confused and aroused and disgusted and jealous
so about normal really.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I like snorkelling in nice warm seas,
when I get the chance - very relaxing. I also like clambering about mountains, clifftops (e.g. somewhere like Cornwall) and generally being outside.

Altalt; today I had fish, rice and miso soup.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I'm dining upon croquettes and bloody mary
not sure if it's relevant, just showing off
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
you sexy devil you.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Stick around, I might get my tits out

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)
all three?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
Also, is it me or is qotw offtopic the new /talk?
but with less baldmonkey
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)
it's like an older /talk with less *glomps* and johnny catfish getting everyone pregnant.

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)
The barmaid just nibbled my pork, true story

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:02, Reply)
broadsword? PORKsword more like!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)
I do have a large penis

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)
Yes, but who does it really belong to?

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Your mum lol

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
I've heard some sort of rumour of
/talk eating itself. Wha gwan?
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)
Yeah it's all gone wrong
so you lot end up with some of us lot, soz about that
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
we get to ruin this place too!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Personally I can't wait til baldmonkey finds an account he can use here

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
I hope Frank starts threads here like:
bored of that now

So yeah, if you had to fist a pope while eating a steak pie, which jew would you kill first? You can't say Janis Joplin.

Pricks.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)
Weirdly, he's nothing like that on the other board & seems a nice chap
think maybe Rob touched him in a wrong way or something
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)
The guys that have come over so far are alright by me.
I just think it funny that /talk had this joke a while back about getting /OT shut down because it's pointless and we should be on /talk and OMG HOW THE WORM HAS TURNED
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Can't argue with that
so right, when does the sexy time start? I'm already half engorged
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Ask swipe
cocks are her field of expertise.
(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I PISED ON AN ORKESTRA!!!!!!

(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

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