Hey Battered,
The light just blew in the garage, and i had a couple of beers over lunch, so can't drive to get a new bulb, and I'm not going on the bus. Should I
A) just go to the pub and be done with it,
B) knock on the neighbours see if he's got any so i can finish what i was doing
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:35, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

sweet,
when the ladypig asks why i'm drunk at 7pm, i'll tell her it's your fault.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Please do. Also point out I am several hours ahead of you if it helps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I can't believe you needed to ask :(

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)

C.

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

C) replace it with another bulb you're not currently using

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

How many is a couple? How strong were they? Do you weigh over 15 stones? Do you still have 2 legs?
If you answered 2 st. Omar little stubbies at 3% and you are a bouncer, then drive and get a bulb. If not...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Yeah might as well risk it eh?
What's the worst that can happen?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Well as I said, two tiny beers for a big chap 3 hours ago would easily have been metabolized by now
So hop off your soap box rapey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Not worth taking the risk. Regardless of your size, amount of sleep you have had or if you have eaten recently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I am in no way condoning drink driving
All I'm saying is the liver can metabolise 1 unit per hour, so he could be legal after lunchtime small weak beers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Depends on the individual's liver and when they had last had alcohol prior to these drinks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

1 unit an hour is the recognised speed
He didn't mention any drinks before lunch, he's not scarpe
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)

He could have had a load last night and simply failed to mention it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Are you being drunk and annoying?
My neighbour bought me two cans of Stella last night, just for lols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I imagine it's like playing pool anyway
you'll be a better driver for a brief amount of time

essentially, windypig should drive to B&Q now as quickly as he can
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Good point glued eel
Shit shoes btw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:07, Reply)

they are to confuse predators

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Why hasn't your /qotw been chosen yet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I can only assume it's because I am black

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

too good for buses eh wp?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)